Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tay busy, get plenty of exercise, and dont drink too much. Then again, dont drink too little. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tagging your friends in hot photos of them being drunk because you're a top mate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies, there's nothing attractive about a woman being sloppy drunk...stop bragging about it like it's an accomplishment. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Jefferson and Washington had no idea these idiots would exist, otherwise they would not have made killing illegal.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Dude, would you want to fight a drunk monkey? They’re fucking huge. Like Every Which Way But Loose, man. Imagine that bastard… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Any form of government, not just Capitalism, is whatever people who have all our money, drunk or sober, sane or insane, decide… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bitch at me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let me apologize right now for all of the drunk tweets & pictures that will be posted tonight. Dont hate me. Bye. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some things are better left unsaid, but I'll probably get drunk and say them anyways. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This Weekend's Forecast: Drunk with a good chance of making an ass out of myself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
True love is like a drunk person, crying, falling and hurting But still saying I can. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cop: Ma'am, could you please step out of the car? Me: I'm kinda drunk, why don't you just get in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I drink to make everything interesting… so when I say I love you consider me drunk!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its useless to hold a person to anything he says while hes in love, drunk, or running for office. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As much as I would enjoy being drunk, I think I'd better pass after last night's episode and today's follow-up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a college dorm...regardless of the hour, somebody's up...also, somebody is drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry there's no Instagram filter to make you look less drunk in photos. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do people use being drunk as an excuse to make a ass of themselves... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just wondering on a scale from 1 to David Hasselhoff how drunk you were planning on getting this evening. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
