My friends are getting married. I'm getting drunk. I think we know who the real winner is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever drinking, All in mail never clinking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's almost hump day which is close to Thursday which is close to Friday so it's okay for me to drink today...as… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Falling in love is like getting drunk. You wake up with a horrible hangover, swearing that you'll never drink again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule number 2: There are no bad beers. Some beers are just better than others. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't need to drink anymore because you not being there is what I was trying to run away from — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know people drink but sometimes theres a reason but its not good for you or me just hopefully itll all go… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I get my drivers licences I am going too take my picture of me drunk soo, when I get pulled over… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You could not give up a human heart as you could give up drinking. The drink was yours, and you could give… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
But the greatest lovethe love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother...Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ho! Ho! Ho! To the bottle I go To heal my heart and drown my woe Rain may fall, and wind may… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are many good reasons for drinking, one has just entered my head, if a man doesn't drink when he's living, how… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Gardening is a kind of disease. It infects you, you cannot escape it. When you go visiting, your eyes rove about the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Judging by the deplorable state in which the garrison troops can often be found, alcohol is never in short supply. Unfortunately, the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember when we use to get talks in school about drugs and drinking.. and other dangerous things that we were suppose to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
..why is it that in problematic situations almost everyone resorts to axioms and societal remedies that in actuality almost nobody believes in?...ask… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was six when I saw that everything was God, and my hair stood up, and all, Teddy said. It was on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when I'm drinking and somebody tries to correct my Vodkabulary. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I cant decide if the drinks are too weak or if my tolerance is too strong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
