Summer Drinking Rule number 6: If someone buys you a shot, finish it. If you don't plan to finish it, don't accept it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Current experiment: How much wine does it take for me to forget that tomorrow is Monday? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bet MySpace and Google+ are in a bar somewhere, drinking away their sorrows. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night...especially since I walked there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you can't control yourself when you're drunk then why are you drinking... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You make me wish I didn't drink before I met you so that I could blame my drinking on you now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not saying you're ugly, I'm just saying you're about 8 beers away from being my type. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your knowledge of wine is almost as impressive as your use of it to disguise your alcoholism. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny how after enough drinks a woman wearing high heels can turn into a baby giraffe that is learning how to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anyone who risks drinking and driving clearly was dropped on their head as a child. I just dont get why people do… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I honestly don't care if people drink or smoke...As long as they're responsible. It's drinking and driving that really makes me mad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Word of Advice: If a cop pulls you over and says, 'You drinking?' Never respond with, 'You buying?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best place to drink beer is at home. Or on a river bank, if the fish dont bother you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's drink on the beach until we're no longer ashamed to show our bodies on the beach. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being gay is a sin . But EVERYTHING you do is a sin . Smoking, drinking,cursing, shooting etc.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule number 3: Margaritas count as your daily serving of fruit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Drinking ... doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles." ~ Unknown” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont drink so that Im more fun to be around. I drink so that youre more fun to be around!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to drinking enough that we'll need Ryan Seacrest to help us count backwards from ten. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Eating meat and drinking liquor are demonic vices. Those indulging in drink lose all sense of propriety, have no compassion or love… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule number 5: If you bring alcohol to a party, you must drink it or leave it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After a theatre run, it took me a long time to start drinking again during the day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The perfect BOY FRIEND doesn't drink,doesn't smoke,doesn't cheat and doesn't EXIST — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drinking and driving: there are stupider things, but it's a very short list. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
