A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world...Ohh sorry that's vodka…vodka does that. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you ever see me drinking a Bud Lite Lime, I have been kidnapped and am trying to signal you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say milk gives u strength. Drink three glasses and try moving a wall. You can't. Drink three shots of vodka and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stop drinking like you wont be able to do so again. You have a whole life to ruin it with alcohol. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drinking away what you once meant to me. Screaming, Fuck all these memories! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hating someone is like drinking posion and hoping the other person dies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That one liner 'i'm not drinking too much tonight' never goes as planned... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom says, Alcohol is your enemy. Jesus says, Love your enemy. Case Close — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's Saturday. The toughest decision you need to make is bottle or draft. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more vodka. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's not drinking alone if your partner is on the other side of the room ignoring you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drinking your milk and talking at the same time may result in your having to be patted on the back and dried… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
