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Drinking Quotes by Anonymous

154 Drinking quotes by Anonymous

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A clinking glass starts the conversation about drinking. The quotes swing between jokes about looks and the urge for another beer, and the idea that a drink can make a night more fun or help someone face life’s challenges. They also poke fun at how we measure tolerance and the reasons we reach for a drink.

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Let Love Bleed Red.

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After full drinking

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I'm not so think as you drunk I am !

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A drink is shorter than a tale

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Write drunk; edit sober.

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Friday is the beginning of my liver's workweek.

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Beer Googles: Searching for stuff on the Internet...when you're drunk.

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The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink.

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Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.

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The problem with drinking and driving is the mourning after.

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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

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I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

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I buy store-brand groceries so I can afford top-shelf booze.

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The older you get, the more Saturday Morning Hangovers replace Saturday Morning Cartoons.

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I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks

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Typical Beer Pong Game: 5% playing Beer Pong. 95% chasing the ball around the room.

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Why do beer companies bother with an expiration date...it's never going to make it anywhere near that!

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Summer Drinking Rule number 4: If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.

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How many news reports and stories do we have to hear before everyone stops drinking and driving?! Be responsible!

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My favorite kind of coffee is the the kind where no one talks to me while I'm drinking it.

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Remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs or drink.

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“A glass of wine or beer at the age of 14 can lead to binge drinking, say scientists. Early alcohol experience is…

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I represent nine sovereign Sioux tribes. In South Dakota, some of the tribes are in the most remote, rural areas of the…

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If you have forest, if you have green forest, the water table goes up. What happens with deforestation is the water level…

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Though I handled all my time, turned the world on it's side but, I guess your drinking really helps you out with…

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Only one thing mattered: this was not a Horcrux. Dumbledore had weakened himself by drinking that horrible potion for nothing. Harry crumpled…

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Sam loved to listen to music and make his own songs, to wear soft velvets, to play in the castle kitchen beside…

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You sit back in the darkness, nursing your beer, breathing in that ineffable aroma of the old-time saloon: dark wood, spilled beer,…

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For those of you who don't know what it is, blackout drinking is when your brain goes to sleep, but your body…

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Live in rooms full of light. Avoid heavy food. Be moderate in the drinking of wine. Take massage, baths, exercise, and gymnastics.…

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Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. Never drink when you are wretched without it, or you will…

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It is the man of science, eager to have his every opinion regenerated, his every idea rationalized, by drinking at the fountain…

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So he lent her books. After all, one of life's best pleasures is reading a book of perfect beauty; more pleasurable still…

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Now that lilacs are in bloom She has a bowl of lilacs in her room And twists one in her fingers while…

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So it is always preferable to discuss the matter of veganism in a non-judgemental way. Remember that to most people, eating flesh…

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Now we may have more preachers out there than we have drinkers. But a fellow told me a story one time about…

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Maybe I'm a little sad sometimes its too hard to smile sometimes theres nothing to smile about.. what do you do when…

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You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.

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Im not drinking alone. Im throwing an exclusive party for one.

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No officer, my speech isn't slurred. I'm just talking in cursive.

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Im sorry I ever tried...

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Let children support their parents or be imprisoned.

The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much.

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