“Life is a food chain, and it's better to be the diner than the dinner.” — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
When I cook him dinner and I burn it black, he better say hmmm, I like it like that. — Shania Twain Copy Share Image
I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Moses, who said to the Israelites, Stop calling me Charlton! Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
I took my girl to dinner, and she laughed so hard at one of my jokes that she dropped her tray. — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
A great dinner must include not only yummy food, but good conversation. — Laurie David Copy Share Image
I don't walk into a dinner party and say, 'You're an idiot; give me my coat.' — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
If you're coming to dinner at our house, you know you're gonna be well-fed. — Christina Tosi Copy Share Image
Painting is just like making an after-dinner speech. If you want to be remembered, say one thing and stop. — Charles Webster Hawthorne Copy Share Image
When he's late for dinner, I know he's either having an affair or is lying dead in the street. I always hope… — Jessica Tandy Copy Share Image
I miss my mother very much, and I feel closest to her when I have dinner in the oven and the children… — Caitlin Flanagan Copy Share Image
Fame is not the worst thing. I went to dinner the other night, and the girls in the restaurant ignored me. It… — Leonardo DiCaprio Copy Share Image
People do that on Facebook and it's the dumbest thing in the world. I don't care what your dinner looks like. Stop… — Seth MacFarlane Copy Share Image
Cockfighting has always been my idea of a great sport -- two armed entrées battling to see who'll be dinner. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Family dinner in the Norman Rockwell mode had taken hold by the 1950s: Mom cooked, Dad carved, son cleared, daughter did the… — Nancy Gibbs Copy Share Image
Fear will always knock on your door. Just don't invite it in for dinner. And for heaven's sake, don't offer it a… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
While Coach Hedge was having dinner on the foredeck, a wild pegasus appeared from nowhere,stampeded over the coach’s enchiladas, and flew off… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
It used to be the custom for the bachelor dinner to take place the night before the wedding. Now, however, the bridesmaids'… — Alice-Leone Moats Copy Share Image
Home is the wallpaper above the bed, the family dinner table, the church bells in the morning, the bruised shins of the… — Henry Anatole Grunwald Copy Share Image
Life, it turns out, goes on. There is no cosmic rule that grants you immunity from the details just because you have… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
“After dinner, I become afraid despite myself. I know I should be joyous, for this reunion is the proof that love can… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
I have a theory that since everyone is always dieting, no one at a convention dinner ever eats the potatoes. Therefore, they… — Lois Wyse Copy Share Image
[My aunt] took me to my first play, too, which was dinner theater. I don't know if they have that in England,… — Geena Davis Copy Share Image
The Kennedys were very organized. Dinner was always served at 7:15, and if you were a minute late, it really wasn't worth… — Ethel Kennedy Copy Share Image
“It was as good a dinner as I have ever absorbed, and Thomas like a watered flower. As we sat down he… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Finding balance in life is perhaps the greatest challenge of this generation, especially for women. I've decided that I need to compartmentalize… — Dayna Devon Copy Share Image
We build deep and loving family relationships by doing simple things together, like family dinner and family home evening and by just… — Dieter F. Uchtdorf Copy Share Image
“You can’t forget how important coming together is, whether it be a mom and a son, a dad and a daughter, whether… — Deborah L. Halliday Copy Share Image
“You don't scare me." "Really?" She stared at me over the sharp frame of her glasses. "Well maybe a little," I admitted.… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
Our family holidays always include our animals. On Thanksgiving, we love to walk around our farm and visit with our rescued pigs,… — Noah Wyle Copy Share Image
I am constantly trying to reflect the way women are treated. It's hard to interpret that in clothes or in a show… — Alexander McQueen Copy Share Image
On May 15, 1957 Linus Pauling made an extraordinary speech to the students of Washington University. ... It was at this time… — Edward Condon Copy Share Image
Murder is always a mistake - one should never do anything one cannot talk about after dinner — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
At dinner, I usually go off the chain a little bit and have whatever I want but within reason. — Corey Harrison Copy Share Image
When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half. — Gracie Allen Copy Share Image
We may eat dinner together, but everyone puts the food in his own mouth. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. — Adelle Davis Copy Share Image
Poor, darling fellow - he died of food. He was killed by the dinner table. — Diana Vreeland Copy Share Image
![“[My aunt] took me to my first play, too, which was dinner theater. I don't know if they have that in England, but you eat a dinner while you watch a play. And she ordered a glass of wine. I was like, "Oh my God. This is, like, the most sophisticated thing I have ever done."” quote by Geena Davis](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/1bd/geena-davis-2583_aunt_my-aunt-took-me-to-my-first-play-too-whi_3042814.jpg)
