“If love wasn’t conditional, every single first encounter with individuals of your 'preferred' gender would result in *love at first sight.*” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“There’s a correlation between the number of digits on a man’s bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I suppose my insecurity with dating someone a lot younger would be that he'd get to a point where he thought I… — Coleen Nolan Copy Share Image
The Bob Jones policy on interracial dating, I mean I spoke out on interracial dating. I spoke against that. I spoke out… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Since I got a divorce, I have been dating younger guys. But it's just because they're the ones that ask me out. — Jerry Hall Copy Share Image
Being friends with your ex shows you two are mature enough to get over the fact that you werent meant to be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People think Selena and The Weeknd are dating for publicity, and that's not how things works. These are real human beings. They… — Madison Beer Copy Share Image
I suppose I was a little bit of what would be called today a nerd. I didn't have girlfriends, and really I… — Charles Kuralt Copy Share Image
Yeah, we've become really good friends. Our characters start dating in the book, and um, yeah, I think we - and we… — Johnny Simmons Copy Share Image
I heard on public radio recently, there's a thing called Weed Dating. Singles get together in a garden and weed and then… — Roy Blount, Jr Copy Share Image
I'm a fan of horrors. I love the ones that make you jump. My girlfriend hates it. I've been dating her for… — Jared Padalecki Copy Share Image
What is the emotion of an empty inbox? An unliked Post? An ignored dating app message? I think there's a great loneliness… — Alexander Weinstein Copy Share Image
I think that we all have to have that rite of passage of dating the tortured artist who seems cooler than we… — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
Warning: Things may not work out exactly as planned now, including in the romantic realm. If you can wrap your mind around… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You’re kidding, right? The whole town will know where we are just by the idle on that thing.” He feigned a look… — Laura Anderson Kurk Copy Share Image
People always fall in love with the most perfect aspects of each other's personalities. Who wouldn't? Anybody can love the most wonderful… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
She wants to find that right person. She ends up dating the wrong person. She ends up getting hurt. Now she's scared… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I'm fine," Kate said. "In fact, since my last two dates were so awful, things can only get better." "Bad deduction," Jessie… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
Ladies & Gents: Stop dating these insecure people! If they aren't happy with themselves...You won't be happy with them! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Like the bee its sting, the promiscuous leave behind them in each encounter something of themselves by which they are made to… — Cyril Connolly Copy Share Image
“If I give you an historical reference, am I dating myself? No, because the only way I could date myself is if… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Call him names, douche-bag, heartless, selfish, etc after a break-up, it makes no difference dear! It won't change the fact that you… — Lekoma Precious Napo Copy Share Image
Halloween might be a time that's renowned for ghosts, but we no longer experience ghosts only on Halloween. In our dating lives,… — Matthew Hussey Copy Share Image
The thing is, in the dating profiles it says 'spiritual,' but not with a specific religion. And so I pretty much try… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
Dating shouldn't be hard for someone like me and you know why it is? Because no one in this office will help… — Michael Scott (The Office Copy Share Image
There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
“You know you’ve reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I don't want to date someone who the whole world knows. Obviously, there are guys you look at and are like, 'Aww… — Stacie Orrico Copy Share Image
“Why do people, when they are wrong, twist the conversation around and place the blame on someone else?” — Hilary Grossman Copy Share Image
“Women want a lot of sex with the man they love; men want to have a lot of sex with a lot… — Dermot Davis Copy Share Image
When someone is good, but it doesn't seem like their world will collapse if they don't get the part, it's more appealing.… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
People say, 'Just say who you're dating. Then people will stop being so ravenous about it.' It's like, No they won't! They'll… — Kristen Stewart Copy Share Image
One woman I was dating called and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“Could the entire notion of finding one’s soul mate be a simple case of looking for ourselves in another body? Is the… — Dermot Davis Copy Share Image
“The current girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, or husband is often an utterly unsuccessful attempt to stop missing or loving the previous one.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
The fact is, you can't marry the best when you're dating the runner-up. While you're searching for Mr. Right, don't settle for… — Craig Groeschel Copy Share Image
“When you're dating someone, you need to have intercourse at least ten times before you start talking about The Future.” — Mimi Strong Copy Share Image
When I was in high school, the genders were so separate from each other. If you weren't 'dating' somebody, you couldn't just… — S. E. Hinton Copy Share Image
Perhaps this is why lunatics have a harder time dating, not because they are off the wall but because it is hard… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never go back To an EX. it;s like readin' the same book over & over again, you already know how it's goin'… — Anonymous Copy Share Image