Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. — Tim Allen Copy Share Image
“Unfortunately, he still hadn’t asked for my number, or a date, or my hand in marriage, and my drink was getting low.” — Kimberly Novosel Copy Share Image
“Everyone isn't going to embrace your value, but that doesn't mean you need to go and change your price.” — Stephan Labossiere Copy Share Image
“What I didn't need was some hot-and-cold long-distance flake wasting my time. It hurt my feelings and made me feel like something… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Sometimes PDA is just a way to mark your territory. Since it's usually frowned upon to pee on people (at least in… — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
According to the New York Post, Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen are dating. They must be getting serious - Lance gave Ashley… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“Friendship is not by force but by choice. You can never please everybody, he who aims to please everybody will end up… — Stella Oladiran Copy Share Image
Want to make a good first impression on a guy? Ask questions about him, seem interested, listen, giggle and swallow. — Family Guy Copy Share Image
“Beauty is an illusion, created by Mother Nature to drive the human species in the path of reproduction. In reality, beauty is… — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
I suppose it was that in courtship everything is regarded as provisional and preliminary, and the smallest sample of virtue or accomplishment… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
I was only single for a very short period of time in my teens before I got into quite a long term… — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
Most people they are looking for the right man/woman to date,but you find out they are not right themselves. They are not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's an interesting story around that ["Heaven Without a Gun"], because the girl I was dating at the time got into a… — Kevin Drew Copy Share Image
I have been dating someone that treats my heart like it's monkey meat. I feel like a delusional, invisible person half the… — Hannah Copy Share Image
“Henry drew a shaky breath. “Do me a favor, Meg.” “Anything,” I whispered. “Don’t fall for Quinn O’Neill. If you’re going to… — Laura Anderson Kurk Copy Share Image
The hot gossip in Washington is that Condoleezza Rice might have a new boyfriend. Secretary of State Rice is being linked to… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Pretty Polynesian baby over the sea, I remember the night, when we walked in the sands of Waikiki and I held you… — Ricky Nelson Copy Share Image
My husband, after two weeks of dating, asked me, if our relationship were to work out, would I be OK with our… — Jennie Finch Copy Share Image
Your EX is just a living proof that you can do better. A perfect EXample of what you shouldn't want, a motivation… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Hope for love, pray for love, wish for love, dream for love…but don’t put your life on hold waiting for love.” — Mandy Hale Copy Share Image
People could rationally decide that prolonged relationships take up too much time and effort and that they'd much rather do other kinds… — Albert Ellis Copy Share Image
Those women who say men are the same are the ones who have not changed themselves and keep on attracting the same… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Writing a record is like dating a few men at once. You take them to the same restaurants to see if they… — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
If you have a solid friendship before dating, there's this understanding that you can be just youBut you should still have fun… — Tyler Blackburn Copy Share Image
I miss dating only for that final moment you kiss goodnight, watch her get out of your car and run into the… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
“[Cora:]‘Michael—that guy from the restaurant the other night—he works over there. He runs the prehistoric department.’ ‘I’m surprised,’ Veda said. ‘At what?’… — Jessica Lave Copy Share Image
“If the idea of dating someone doesn't prompt an enthusiastic "Fuck yes!" then the answer is no. Ambivalence has little place in… — Franklin Veaux Copy Share Image
Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane! — Jim Cornette Copy Share Image
By 29, I'd gone on dozens of first dates and had handfuls of yearlong relationships. I thought I was practicing for marriage.… — Alisyn Camerota Copy Share Image
Don't bring baggage from an ex relationship into your nest relationshipimless you want it to be a short trip.an ex is an… — Tamika-leeigh Copy Share Image
If I've been dating someone for, say, five months, and she cheats on me, I don't think it would be worth it.… — Avan Jogia Copy Share Image
Out past the cornfields where the woods got heavy, out in the back seat of my '60 Chevy. Workin' on mysteries without… — Bob Seger Copy Share Image
There's kind of no rhyme or reason to what is appealing to any given actor. It just is, or it isn't. It's… — Katherine Waterston Copy Share Image
I hate it when I'm not sure if she wants me to text her first or that she just doesn't want to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
When you are dating or in a relationship with someone; The best moment will be the second that you find out who… — Merle Rutledge Jr Copy Share Image
I'm way too famous and rich to be on a dating app, but if I get very desperate by the time I'm… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
“Women will gladly overlook character flaws or a lack of assets in favor of fucking the physical Alpha while she approaches her… — Rollo Tomassi Copy Share Image
He was the only boy I'd found worth dating in God knows how many schools. I mean, ever since he'd been bitten… — Lilith Saintcrow Copy Share Image