Cocktails Quotes · Page 2

Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.

— P. J. O'Rourke

We're all like kids with cocktails, and that's the worst kind!

— Laura Bell Bundy

Cocktail music is accepted as audible wallpaper.

— Alistair Cooke

My favourite is spicy cocktails with chillies.

— Shefali Zariwala

“Libations are for the gods. Cocktails are for mere mortals.”

— Jonathan Kieran

Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won't be invited to cocktail parties.

— Oscar Wilde

Cocktails are society's most enduring invention!

— Elsa Maxwell

There are two kinds of people in this world, and I am one of them.

— Dave Barry

A cocktail party is a place where you talk with a person you do not know about a subject you have no…

— Lin Yutang

If someone has Ebola at a cocktail party, they're contagious and you can catch it from them.

— Rand Paul

Anyone with a fondness for intricately flavored, carefully measured cocktails and entertaining at home knows how poorly the two mix.

— Jonathan Miles

Every day my mother had tea. My dad has his ritual cigar. They had their evening cocktail. Those rituals were done nicely,…

— John Travolta

My husband says my toes are like Wall's cocktail sausages. He feels peckish whenever he sees them.

— Amanda Holden

A grenade launcher will easily take out a tank; a Molotov cocktail placed in its air intake will destroy one as well.

— Sebastian Junger

Darling, when things go wrong in life, you lift your chin, put on a ravishing smile, mix yourself a little cocktail...

— Sophie Kinsella

I'm not really a girl who likes to go out to lunch or cocktails or store openings.

— Vera Wang

I'm a woman for all seasons. I mix 'n' match, do designer and high street - keep all my good pieces. I…

— Joan Collins

There was also a hunger strike in front of the National Press Club, which seemed an odd place to have a hunger…

— P. J. O'Rourke

I was working as a cocktail waitress in a heavy metal bar. Then, my manager said I should try some acting, which…

— Britta Phillips

Unlike other Jewish families, we didn't go out for Chinese food on Sundays, but we spent our time in a world of…

— Ricky Jay

There were times when I was broke, when I was down in Florida and I had to go to cocktail parties for…

— Mickey Rooney

Let us candidly admit that there are shameful blemishes on the American past, of which the worst by far is rum. Nevertheless,…

— Bernard DeVoto

Austin and I proceeded to knock back a couple of Ketel One and grapefruit juices, which happened to be my drink of…

— Chelsea Handler

I came back from vacation and I ate everything. I mean I'm sipping cocktails by the pool, thinking I'm a size 2.…

— Viola Davis

The English language needs a word for that feeling you get when you badly need help, but there is no one you…

— David Wong

Me? What am I? Nothing. The legs on which dinner comes to the table, the arms by which cocktails enter the living…

— Shirley Ann Grau

I [...] vowed that rather than let Alzheimer's take me, I would take it. I would live my life as ever to…

— Terry Pratchett

I think one of the things that I was struck by was that Joe has the financial wherewithal to go check into…

— Joe Eszterhas

As soon as I arrived I made an attempt to find my host but the two or three people of whom I…

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

Criticism should be done by critics, and a critic should have some training and some love of the medium he is discussing.…

— Peter Sellers

This girl has the spark of life. This is my primary filter for new friends (girl- and otherwise) and the highest compliment…

— Robin Sloan

It's a cocktail-party circuit in D.C., That guy who couldn't master the guitar and get in a band and get laid, he…

— Dennis Miller

I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.

— Adrian Rogers

We had cocktail parties and I'd stay up until 5 in the morning.

— Dorothy Malone

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

— Frank Zappa

“Hemlock in the cocktails, wasn't it? Something of that kind.”

— Agatha Christie

I'm the woman who used to think that middle-age spread was a cocktail dip.

— Phyllis Diller

One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.

— Will Rogers

A good fragrance is really a powerful cocktail of memories and emotion.

— Jeffrey Stepakoff

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton