Clown Quotes · Page 7

I really wasn't a class clown.

— Kevin James

I was a goofball. I was kind of a class clown.

— Angus Cloud

Circus clown. That's a new one.

— Anonymous

People don't buy from clowns.

— Claude C. Hopkins

Clowns don't build institutions, nor do boxers.

— John Henrik Clarke

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

— Groucho Marx

I was never into candy and games and clowns.

— Harry Shearer

“Comedians are known to commit suicide.”

— Steven Magee

“If i'm gonna be described as a clown for my actions, I might aswell be a whole circus”

— Bee

There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)

— D. J. MacHale

We are the zanies of sorrow. We are clowns whose hearts are broken.

— Oscar Wilde

Without strenuous preplanning, road food is almost always bad food, sad food, chain food, clown food.

— Jonathan Miles

I was always the wise guy class clown throughout my childhood.

— Rick Nielsen

I know what I look like - a weird, sad clown puppet. I'm fine with that.

— Rainn Wilson

Every time the circus comes to town, I can't help thinking, Somewhere out there, there's clown semen.

— Dana Gould

I'm not here to let you down. But the costume makes the clown that's just life's anatomy.

— Shakira

An awful realization that I have been fooling myself all my life thinking there was a next thing to do to keep…

— Jack Kerouac

There is no one who can move and mime and clown like Bill [Irwin].And Aubrey Plaza, she gets to embody all these…

— Lauren Shuler Donner

The Class Clown album was done totally sober. I'd realized what a hell I'd made for myself and I cleaned up completely…

— George Carlin

The drummer in my first band was killed in Vietnam. He kind of signed up and joined the marines. Bart Hanes was…

— Bruce Springsteen

Runnin' through your town, huntin' you down, frontin' you down, this fuckin' clown tried to come around for a pound.

— Talib Kweli

The difference between me and them is that I'll look at Jesse Jackson and I'll see four Jesse Jacksons, and they'll just…

— Chris Matthews

My father was a promoter of Fresh Fest, and they needed an opening act. He got me a slot as a dancer.…

— Jermaine Dupri

Do you think Patrick Swayze now goes up behind people in pottery classes and hugs them just to crack up other ghosts?

— Chris Hardwick

“The clown figure has had so many meanings in different times and cultures. The jolly, well-loved joker familiar to most people is…

— Thomas Ligotti

My way is the sensitive, emotional way, because that's who I am. I try to be the clown and court jester and…

— Richard Simmons

"I think Ill be a clown when I get grown.. Yes, sir, a clown. There aint one thing in this world I…

— Harper Lee

I try to play the stiff, as much as I can, and play it dry, which is sometimes hard for me. My…

— John Cho

I like the clowns from the circus that have more paint on their face. They were all funny and made me laugh.…

— Peter Stormare

I was always a clown. In the eighth grade I won a city speech contest by doing an Eddie Murphy routine. I'm…

— Jason Wiles

If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it's good. I'm not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I…

— Tom Waits

“Console yourself knowing that, should you ever punch me while wearing it, you’ll probably take my eye out. And I’d very much…

— Leigh Bardugo

Give a clown your finger, and he will take your hand.

— George Herbert

Frankly, I see myself as a bit of a clown.

— James Tupper

I'm actually just a chatterbox more than a class clown.

— Janelle James

When the heroes go off the stage, the clowns come on.

— Heinrich Heine

Nobody likes a clown at midnight

— Stephen King

“Sweet Jesus, she looks like a clown that just woke up after a gang bang.”

— Tara Sivec

How can I trust you when I can't trust me?livin' is prison when you live around clowns

— Sniper Alpacino Malachi-McAsh

I took a clown class at NYU - that's where I met June Diane Raphael, my writing partner and best friend.

— Casey Wilson