Clown Quotes · Page 8

“One day you're on top of the world And one day you're a clown”

— Daughtry

I have really big features, so a little makeup goes a long way. I would hate to look like a clown.

— Emily Ratajkowski

I'm more of an 'erotic clown,' it doesn't fall into the female category.

— Roy Haylock

Dwight is a sad clown. You've seen those paintings of sad clown.

— Rainn Wilson

I played on an all-black high school team and we didn't want people saying that we were clowns.

— Oscar Robertson

Charlie Hebdo were the licensed anarchist clowns of the society.

— Scott Simon

Pride isn't in the way, Life is no fun if gonna be a clown, To be laughed at and never stood for…

— Daniyal Butt

I've always been a performer. I love doing impressions of people and being the clown.

— Emma Rigby

I want to prove to the skeptics that I'm not a clown. I'm very serious about what I do. I want to…

— Eddie the Eagle

Heuristic is an algorithm in a clown suit. It’s less predictable, it’s more fun, and it comes without a 30-day, money-back guarantee.

— Steve McConnell

I have been called a clown in football - but if I don't go onto the field with a laugh and smile,…

— Bruce Grobbelaar

I think of [street food] as the antidote to fast food; it's the clear alternative to the king, the clown and the…

— Anthony Bourdain

I do always show love to people who approach me, but some people just run up and just shove their phone in…

— Angus Cloud

A God who is trying to convince people that He is a God is not a God! He is just a clown…

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

If I'm in a bar and I gotta be sitting next to some clown who's like, "It's my tune," I don't want…

— Jake M. Johnson

I'm not this callous clown walking around laughing at life all the time. I've had some serious, serious problems in my life.…

— John Lydon

“Gotta have a head like a wrecking ball, a spirit like one of them punching clown dummies that always weeble-wobbles back up…

— Chuck Wendig

I created 'Captain Underpants' when I was in the second grade. I was constantly getting in trouble for being the class clown,…

— Dav Pilkey

There was something about clowns that was worse than zombies. (Or maybe something that was the same. When you see a zombie,…

— Kelly Link

I realise that I do not change the course of history. I am an actor, I do a movie, that's the end…

— Leonardo DiCaprio

When I was at home, I wasn't shy. I was the clown at home, because I was loved. It was in the…

— Sandra Cisneros

It really depends on what the screenplay is asking of you, and what your responsibility is to that character. You have the…

— Johnny Depp

I'm a clown, which could be a public health role. I'm really interested in moving our society away from a society needing…

— Patch Adams

What's odd about the selfie stick is that while it might faintly improve the photo you'll post on Facebook, it definitely makes…

— Charlie Brooker

Truth be told, when you start your career out as a clown, you don't consider yourself a writer.

— Lizz Winstead

I just always had a penchant for performing for people.I'm a jackass clown.

— Nick Offerman

“Clowns are made by those who made a circus out of life.”

— Tamerlan Kuzgov

The usual dog about the town is much inclined to play the clown.

— T. S. Eliot

Just some kind of leftover clown, now youre like Quasi Modo crying.

— Styx

I hate clowns and I would never do anything getting near a clown, I can't go to the circus.

— Ty Simpkins

“Marty was about as subtle as a clown with too much coffee”

— SF Lazorro from "Necessary Tension

I signed on as the clown, and, by golly, I'll keep up my end of the bargain.

— Chris Farley

Laugh, clown, laugh. This is what I tell myself whenever I dress up like Bozo.

— Jack Handey

Though the clown is often deadpan, he is a connoisseur of laughter.

— Mel Gussow

I was always the class clown, and very outspoken with my jokes and comments.

— Sky Blu

I decided that every year on my birthday, I'm going to release a new clown mask.

— Shawn Crahan

Death's gruesome face taunts: soulless eyes, crimson grimace. I really hate clowns.

— Katherine Applegate

I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown.

— Darrell Hammond

“One person’s hairy spider is another person’s red-nosed clown,”

— J.D. Jacobs

I was never the class clown, and I've no idea where the comedy came from.

— Jasper Carrott