Clown Quotes · Page 10

I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my penis into a poodle.

— Dan Whitney

I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother.

— Charlie Day

I think of game development as a clown car moving through tall grass,

— Ken Rolston

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends.

— Dominic Monaghan

Sometimes you don't want to be a slapstick clown in order to convey a funny perception of the world.

— Tina Weymouth

“Creepy as hell. You ever see that TV movie about the clown in the sewer?”

— Stephen King

I was just school class clown and that was it. Someday I'll get a job as a cab driver or whatever.

— John Leguizamo

I have this fear of clowns, so I think that if I surround myself with them, it will ward off all evil.

— Johnny Depp

Atlas isn't carrying the world on his shoulders, no giant muscular hulk with a sense of responsibility; the world is balanced on…

— Dean Koontz

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls I had to be…

— Kurt Fuller

Is that love? It seems like a pale word, too easily tossed about by people who don’t know the meaning of it,…

— Ann Aguirre

My father passed away when I was 12, so it was very difficult. But I was always the class clown. I don't…

— Fred Willard

In college, I learned that my favorite parts were the sad clown parts. Those are the ones I love because you get…

— Dan Fogler

I think I was born to be a clown. I just haven't figured out how to bring that side of myself into…

— Lucas Hedges

I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown, and how the children would laugh and laugh…

— Jack Handey

Man, thats why I pick you up off the ground, if you make a f-cking sound disrespect my f-cking crew b-tch is…

— Soulja Boy

“Klein puckered his lips tightly as he watched this scene from afar. He wanted to approach them, but he didn't dare to.…

— Cuttlefish That Loves Diving

But when I am alone, I do not have the effrontery to consider myself an artist at all, not in the grand…

— Pablo Picasso

You really come to life on stage but outside - this is a bit of a sad clown cliché - there is…

— Doc Brown

Primitive societies, or social groupings, had shamans, and some of them even more recent in time. Shamans were tricksters. There was a…

— George Carlin

Too many times, people don't try their best. They don't have the keen spirit; the winning spirit. And once you make it…

— Bobby Fischer

Arrogance is a weed which grows upon a dunghill; it is from the rankness of the soil that she has her height…

— Owen Feltham

So many things suddenly made sense for the clowns, for the whole idea. I’d been going through a struggle, particularly after 9/11;…

— Cindy Sherman

I was a class clown, of the classic term for it. I would get the work done easily, and then I would…

— George Carlin

The thing I gravitated to was being the class clown. It was very competitive.

— John Leguizamo

We runnin around in thousand-dollar clown suits, Better get some boots when Lucifer turn your city to Beirut.

— Ras Kass

I was certainly not a class clown; I confused and angered a lot of people with my sense of humor.

— Katherine Ryan

I was raised joking. You clown, you clown people. That's kind of how we come up.

— Chris Redd

“This was all just fantasies in the dark, you see, And who was never parading as a clown... Me!”

— Ana Claudia Antunes

I'm more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters.

— Amy Sedaris

I was sort of the class-clown type, and I was also in school plays, and I always liked comedy.

— Rachel Dratch

I used to be called a post-modern clown. But now, post-modernism is a quaint notion, too.

— Bill Irwin

If I wasn't an actor and I watched my films, I could easily be like 'This guy's a clown,' you know?

— Anonymous

“The class laughed. I can tell the difference between people making fun of us and people being nice to us.”

— Sharon M Draper

“Club Secretary: "I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!" T.E. Lawrence: "Ah, well, we can't all be lion tamers.”

— T.E. Lawerence

Be. Here. NOW. Don't forget to breathe. When all else fails, grab a clown nose.

— Tom Bergeron

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with you.

— Anonymous

Making my class laugh and getting in trouble. I was the class clown.

— R. L. Stine

“Float?” The clown’s grin widened. “Oh yes, indeed they do. They float! And there’s cotton candy. . . .”

— Stephen King

There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you're having a nightmare.

— Dana Gould