There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I went to a cigar store, the man behind the counter asked me, "What kind of cigars do you like?" I answered,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“No. Freud said it best, I think, when he said, "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." Sometimes your mother's boyfriend is… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled-up tobacco leaves. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is… — Franklin P. Adams Copy Share Image
“Karl’s76 cigar is on the table in front of me, and that is something really indescribable – was he nice? and understanding?” — Dietrich Bonhoeffer Copy Share Image
On rare occasions, Dad used to reminisce about when he met Eisenhower and how Churchill would pop in, in the late hours… — Ridley Scott Copy Share Image
No, Don Camillo; you didn't exactly steal it. Peppone had two cigars in his pocket. Peppone is a Communist. He believes in… — Giovannino Guareschi Copy Share Image
I did the cover of Cigar Aficionado, so I'm supposed to talk about loving cigars. I've smoked them a couple of times.… — Gina Gershon Copy Share Image
“I think good poetry should startle, shatter and, yes, entertain while getting as close to the truth as possible. I can get… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
The cigar-box which the European calls a 'lift' needs but to be compared with our elevators to be appreciated. The lift stops… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Luchese lit his cigar and pushed up the sleeves of his jacket as if preparing for work. Bring it on, fuckface, James… — Genevieve Dewey Copy Share Image
“One woman is as dark as night. A white wrap covers her head, and a cigar is clenched between her strong, white… — Zoraida Córdova Copy Share Image
What, for some, is sin, others do to the glory of God. And the good Dr. Pentecost's remarks notwithstanding , I intend… — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
I once found myself driving, smoking a cigar, taking notes, and talking on the phone at the same time. I only became… — Gene Weingarten Copy Share Image
I use the cigar for timing purposes. If I tell a joke, I smoke as long as they laugh and when they… — George Burns Copy Share Image
And of course most non-Catholics imagine that the Church is immensely rich, and that all Catholic institutions make money hand over fist,… — Thomas Merton Copy Share Image
If you'd asked me at 30 where I'd be during the Masters when I was 46, I'd have pictured myself on a… — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
I once heard that Paul Seymour said as much as winning an NBA Championship, he'd like to see the Celtics lose a… — Bob Cousy Copy Share Image
Constable Moore had reached the age when men can subject their bodies to the worst irritations - whisky, cigars, woolen clothes, bagpipes… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
And said to myself, as I lit my cigar, "Supposing a man had the wealth of the Czar Of the Russias to… — William Allen Butler Copy Share Image
There are times when you simply have to pose your model. The difference is in the kind of posing. It can be… — Roy Stryker Copy Share Image
Odors can be highly transitory, depending on the air currents. If this is happening in your house, ask if there are any… — Seth Shostak Copy Share Image
At Dresden on the Elbe, that handsome city, Where straw hats, verses, and cigars are made, They've built (it well may make… — Heinrich Heine Copy Share Image
There is nothing more agreeable than having a place where one can throw on the floor as many cigar butts as one… — Fidel Castro Copy Share Image
For undemocratic reasons and for motives not of State, they arrive at their conclusions, largely inarticulate. Being void of self-expression they confide… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes,… — John Candy Copy Share Image
The U.S. is re-establishing relations with Cuba. But before President Obama can lift the embargo, it will need approval from the Republican-controlled… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
There's something about smoking a cigar that feels like a celebration. It's like a fine wine. There's a quality, a workmanship, a… — Demi Moore Copy Share Image
Friedman stumbled in, late to the seminar as usual and reeking of cigar smoke and whiskey. He hadn't read the paper being… — George Stigler Copy Share Image
They don't tend to feature the kind of vaginas I like in adult films. I tend to like a thick, heavy pussy… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I love what I do, but I've got a life out of here. I like to spend time on the computer. I… — Carlos Delgado Copy Share Image
Throughout my life, cigars have played different roles for me. They fit easily and well in the various stages and experiences Ive… — LeRoy Neiman Copy Share Image
You sit back in the darkness, nursing your beer, breathing in that ineffable aroma of the old-time saloon: dark wood, spilled beer,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I pledged myself to smoke but one cigar a day. I kept the cigar waiting until bedtime, then I had a luxurious… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I once sang 'Summer Nights,' from 'Grease,' at a bar in Melbourne with John Travolta, who's a good friend of mine. He… — Hugh Jackman Copy Share Image
I promised myself that if ever I had some money that I would savor a cigar each day after lunch and dinner.… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
When I stopped smoking cigars it was the biggest mistake I made in my life. So my resolution for 98 is Im… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see the guy in an elevator and he… — Phyllis Battelle Copy Share Image
