In Australia...they celebrate Easter the same...by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit...left chocolate eggs in the night — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes--are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God! — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
It's not that I disagreed with Bush's economic policy... I believed he was a child of Satan here to destroy the planet... — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
This is the idea that has made me...an anonymous figure in America...If you have children here tonight...they are NOT special. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
“...I just want to be free of the fears and anxieties and the superstitions of religion. An 'avenging GOD'? One who created… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do,… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
They tell us "Rock'n'roll is the devil's music." Well, let's say we know that rock is the devil's music, and we know… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
“Did you know that when a guy comes, he comes 200 million sperm? And you're trying to tell me that your child… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
We gotta come to some new ideas about life folks ok? I'm not being blase about abortion, it might be a real… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes] — Bill Hicks Copy Share
If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them. — Bill Hicks Copy Share
How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again?… — Bill Hicks Copy Share
BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book. — Bill Hicks Copy Share
Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of Satan by… — Bill Hicks Copy Share
I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious... — Bill Hicks Copy Share
I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor – even President, it seemed.… — Bill Hicks Copy Share
Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer. — Bill Hicks Copy Share
People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest? Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both… — Bill Hicks Copy Share
I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust. — Bill Hicks Copy Share
I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now. — Bill Hicks Copy Share
You watch the news these days? It's unbelievable. You think you just walk out your door, you're immediately gonna be raped by some crack-addicted,… — Bill Hicks Copy Share
