I hate patriotism... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I've had good times on drugs...bad times on drugs...But I've had good and bad relationships...and I'm not giving up pussy. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let's put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
It's just a ride and we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Folks, it's time to evolve. That's why we're troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything's… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
“I know this is not a very popular idea. You don't hear it too often any more … but it's the truth.… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
No, I don't do drugs anymore, either. But I'll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I'll tell… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
This is it, folks. This is the idea which has kept me virtually unknown for the past 16 years. I have watched… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes] — Bill Hicks Copy Share
If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them. — Bill Hicks Copy Share
How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again?… — Bill Hicks Copy Share
BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book. — Bill Hicks Copy Share
Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of Satan by… — Bill Hicks Copy Share
I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious... — Bill Hicks Copy Share
I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor – even President, it seemed.… — Bill Hicks Copy Share
Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer. — Bill Hicks Copy Share
People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest? Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both… — Bill Hicks Copy Share
I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust. — Bill Hicks Copy Share
I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now. — Bill Hicks Copy Share
You watch the news these days? It's unbelievable. You think you just walk out your door, you're immediately gonna be raped by some crack-addicted,… — Bill Hicks Copy Share
