Cats Quotes · Page 39

I got lucky, brought home a kitten. Before I got busy, I slapped on my mittens.

— Beastie Boys

“All you need for a movie is a gun and a cat.”

— Jean-Luc Godard

“Wait a minute. Wait just a hairball kakking minute.”

— Jody Wallace

“Cat," said Peterkin, turning his head a little on one side, "I love you.”

— Anonymous

“I explained it loud and clear. What part of "meow" don't you understand?”

— Lee Wardlaw

“When a black cat crosses your path, follow it. Understand the knowable unknown.”

— Lionel Suggs

The ultimate goal of fostering is to get kittens and cats adopted.

— Beth Ostrosky Stern

Quick, how do you pick up a cat?" "Buy her a drink.

— Elizabeth Chandler

The Cat was a creature of absolute convictions, and his faith in his deductions never varied.

— Mary Eleanor Wilkins Freeman

The more you talk to cats ... the smarter they become. An occasional 'nice kitty' will have no measurable effect; intelligent conversation…

— Lilian Jackson Braun

Cats, I always think, only jump into your lap to check if you are cold enough, yet, to eat.

— Anne Enright

“Can you imagine those poor bastards grappling their prey, leaping over the rails, swords in hand, screaming 'Your cats! Give us all…

— Scott Lynch

I had a very crazy aunt and uncle who we traded my brother Webster to for a Siamese cat. It was heaven…

— Rex Smith

She has a little creepy cat and a little creepy bat. Little rocking chair and an old blue hat.

— Kerli

I was drawn to his aloofness, the way cats gravitate toward people who’d rather avoid them.

— Rachel Hartman

If a cat sits on a hot stove, that cat won't sit on a hot stove again. That cat won't sit on…

— Mark Twain

You are softening toward the young rascal because he is ill, and because he says he likes cats." "It is an engaging…

— Anonymous

He had once found himself in a room with Lady Bessborough's long-haired white cat. He happened to be dressed in an immaculate…

— Susanna Clarke

“Some of them stole off to those cryptical realms which are known only to cats and which villagers say are on the…

— H.P. Lovecraft

“Liberty was the only small cat in the circus. Walking across the stage on her hind legs, ears back, head held high;…

— Desiree Milonas-King

“Ah, fish, there is no fare Quite like a flounder! They surely will not miss A piece or two from stacks of…

— Henry N. Beard

If I'm to be an 'ist' then, like Bobby Kennedy, I'm probably more of a free market capitalist than an environmentalist. Rather…

— Gord Downie

They say that a cat, if it falls from a window and hits its nose, can lose its sense of smell and…

— Umberto Eco

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the…

— Cleveland Amory

I can't have cats around me because they try to steal my energy.

— Roseanne Barr

Everything about 'Kitten Bowl' has been so tremendous.

— Beth Ostrosky Stern

Every natural movement is graceful. Did you ever watch a kitten at play?

— Anna Cora Mowatt

“Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot.”

— Jimmy Carr

[My kitten] is dressed in a tortoise-shell suit, and I know you will delight in her.

— William Cowper

“The only one waiting at home for me is my cat!”

— Makoto Shinkai

“The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually becomes a cat.”

— Ogden Nash

You got barn cats and you want to make them tamed, you need to get them as kittens.

— Temple Grandin

I'm one more bad relationship away from having to buy a cat.

— Anonymous

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

— Joseph Wood Krutch

Girls like cats because cats are assholes and girls love assholes. Its fucking science.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Dogs are children who never grow up. Cats are adults who were never young.”

— Chris Myers

I simply can't resist a cat, particularly a purring one.

— Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept trying to cover me up

— Anonymous

We are often more merciful to our animals [cats] than we are to each other.

— P. D. James

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

— Winston Churchill