Cats Quotes · Page 38

“I struggled to hold her. It was not unlike holding a cat. Some wild, ninja, cat.”

— Melissa Wright

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.

— Mark Twain

“...besides, i'm a cat. i respect the sanctity of sleep.”

— serpent's shadow Rick Riordan

People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.

— Anonymous

“If I were to show you pictures of my best friends, they’d all be cats.”

— Jarod Kintz

Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet.

— Pam Brown

“When you take advice from a cat, there are always consequences.”

— Elora Bishop

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice.

— Deng Xiaoping

“If a kitten without a collar walks into your life, you have to keep him. Timing is everything.”

— Daryl Wood Gerber

Little girls are like old cats. If they don't like you nothing on Earth will make them pretend to.

— David Mitchell

A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring…

— Helen Rowland

“The cats, being cats, ignored her in that complete way only cats seem to be able to manage, and continued to drag…

— Lish McBride

“A cat sees no good reason why it should obey another animal, even if it does stand on two legs.”

— Sarah Thompson

Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.

— Anonymous

It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.

— James Nicoll

Their [cats] effortless passing between the wild and domestic worlds suggests the kind of grace we need as a species to move…

— Richard Mabey

“The Glass Cat is one of the most curious creatures in all Oz. It was made by a famous magician named Dr.…

— L. Frank Baum

I have a cat, so I know that when she digs her very sharp claws into my chest or stomach it's really…

— Erik Naggum

There's no fun in a bag if it's not kicked around, so that it looks as if the cat's been sitting on…

— Jane Birkin

“I’m growing a love seat in my heart. It’s leather and covered in fur, from a mix up with my cat’s back,…

— Jarod Kintz

We want to bring awareness for all those cats still searching for their forever home and not only help them find their…

— Hannah Simone

I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like…

— Jay Leno

A pet store is a celebration of dogs' existence and an explosion of options. About cats, a pet store seems to say,…

— Sloane Crosley

The working class who toil everyday to pay their rent and put food on their families' tables are tired of being lectured…

— Jeanine Pirro

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.

— Mickey Rivers

I am thankful for cats. Life would be so much more depressing without them.

— Anonymous

I lie around the floor with my cats Billy and Jazz or watch DVDs with my best friends.

— Cathy Freeman

A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.

— George Mikes

That boys as timid as a canary at a cat show.

— Foghorn Leghorn

And I like a mouse who has taken a cat for its tutor.

— Seth Grahame-Smith

“Kitty has no discretion in her coughs," said her father; "she times them ill.”

— Jane Austen

I've got a little cat, and I'm very fond of that.

— Joseph Tabrar

And I a smiling woman. I am only thirty. And like the cat I have nine times to die.

— Sylvia Plath

The cat sat on the mat is not a story. The cat sat on the other cat’s mat is a story.

— John le Carre

“Dogs come when they're called, cats take a message and get back to you.”

— Warren Eckstein

I'd love to just do movies and play with my cat.

— Bob Sapp

There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.

— Charles Kingsley

I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off my tounge?

— Steve Martin

Curiosity killed the cat because he wanted to know if it really had 9 lives.

— Anonymous

Dogs have owners, cats have staff. Are you a dog or a cat?

— Anonymous