Cat Quotes · Page 4

“Let's go home together.”

— Makoto Shinkai

I really love my cat.

— Thundercat

A cat is never vulgar.

— Carl Van Vechten

Cats will always lie soft.

— Theocritus

Never bet against a cat.

— Rick Riordan

A meow massages the heart.

— Stuart McMillan

Meow” means “woof” in cat.

— George Carlin

I'm a cat person.

— Dave Franco

No animal is a better judge of comfort than a cat.

— James Herriot

There's more than one way for a girl to Google a cat.

— MaryJanice Davidson

I believe cats to be spirits come to earth.

— Jules Verne

While the cat's away, the mice will play.

— James Arthur Ray

I'm actually quite a scaredy cat, myself.

— Takashi Miike

I am Midnight (cats stare dumbfounded)

— Erin Hunter

I cant swing a dead cat without hitting a reporter.

— Russel Honore

Every cat knows some things need to be buried.

— Ruth Graham

It's still about the women. It's not called Desperate Plumber. People are more interested in cat fights.

— James Denton

cats will be clean in a pigsty while pigs will be dirty in a marble hall.

— Vicki Baum

If I had Instagram, it would be pictures of my son, who is a cat.

— Kate McKinnon

Horses are calmer people. They also don't throw things at cats.

— Anonymous

[A cat] will make itself the companion of your hours of work, of loneliness, or of sadness.

— Theophile Gautier

I'm pretty sure 'ferral cats' is code for 'vampire cougars.

— Jenny Lawson

If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.

— Doris Lessing

After eating a hundred mice, the cat makes a hadj to Mecca.

— Shauna Singh Baldwin

Having a dog or cat will open your heart. Reading a book will open your mind. Having both a pet and a…

— Mark Rubinstein

Things like 'mad as a hatter' or 'grinning like a Cheshire cat', are so powerful that music and songs incorporate the imagery.…

— Tim Burton

There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother…

— Scott Adams

Cat talk is a complicated, self-centered language. If you speak to your cat first, it probably won't speak back. Cats initiate conversations.

— Jean Craighead George

Dividing the swing into its parts is like dissecting a cat. You'll have blood and guts and bones all over the place.…

— Ernest Jones

I just fight like myself. I'm like a cat - if I see the opening, I'm going to shoot for it. I…

— Ryan Garcia

With electricity we were wired into a new world, for electricity brought the radio, a "crystal set" and with enough ingenuity, one…

— Anonymous

“A female feline named Katta Is getting fatta and fatta But she's pretty and purry And funny and furry So what does…

— Lilian Jackson Braun

And so we stayed out in the garden of the old house until we couldn't kick a ball, laughing in the gathering…

— Tony Parsons

Successful publication is all about the mix. What Buzzfeed discovered was that people like cat pictures. We can pretend to be embarrassed…

— Henry Blodget

“Then we had the irises, rising beautiful and cool on their tall stalks, like blown glass, like pastel water momentarily frozen in…

— Margaret Atwood

And how do you know that you're mad? "To begin with," said the Cat, "a dog's not mad. You grant that?" I…

— Lewis Carroll

“I love you, Catherine. You claimed my heart soon after we met, a beautiful Highland selkie who kept me safe within her…

— Judith James

Comrades," he said, "here is a point that must be settled. The wild creatures, such as rats and rabbits–are they our friends…

— George Orwell

I always thought that the fastest way for me to get ahead and get noticed and to do well was to make…

— Nick Swardson

Elvis!" Min shoved herself off the couch to shoo him away. "Stay away from there. There's broken glass." "He did that on…

— Jennifer Crusie