The trouble with giving yourself a pep talk is, that deep down you know it's all bullshit. — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
Bullshit, as you Americans say. He's Irish. The Irish say bullshit too. — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Don't put up with shit because when people think they can get away with bullshit they keep doing it. — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
Whatever you see you gotta keep a sense of humor; you gotta be able to smile through all the bullshit. — Tupac Shakur Copy Share Image
Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Don't be surprised when I walk away, I won't deal with your bullshit forever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Religion has what is EASILY the greatest bullshit story of all time. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Even if you have dark skin. Don't be sad. 'Coz is hurts more to be skinless. — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
Bullshit," Salander said again. "Gottfried isn't the only kid who was ever mistreated. That doesn't give him the right to murder women.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I felt like I was definitely robbed, and I refuse to give any politically correct bullshit ass comment. I was the best… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
People can sense you lying on the camera, they can smell it. They know when you're not telling the truth. Then it… — Mariel Hemingway Copy Share Image
This whole business of documentary being a second-class citizen is bullshit. A documentary can be as interesting, as dramatic, as sad, as… — Frederick Wiseman Copy Share Image
Screw reality. It don’t feed my dog. It don’t make my Porsche payments. It don’t get me laid. Bullshit does that…and I… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I think the mistake that people make often times is you just lose touch of reality and you have to never be… — Tye Sheridan Copy Share Image
Actors in general are pretty good bullshit artists; we're good at just chewing the fat, interacting with people. So we're good ambassadors… — John C. Reilly Copy Share Image
I want to remember what bullshit looks like when weapons of mass destruction are diagrammed out and whacko "intelligence" is delivered in… — Louise Erdrich Copy Share Image
Oh, you’re going to die all right. All of you. And for what you’ve done to my brother you will suffer unimaginably!… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
He didn't say anything. Didn't try any of the hugging bullshit, either, which was just as well. Instead, he placed a wooden… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
School did give me one of the greatest gifts of my life, though. I learned how to read, and for that I… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“Pop culture. Nobody does bullshit better than us. Right? China took over manufacturing. And the Middle East has us on fossil fuels.… — Damon Suede Copy Share Image
The system that keeps cosmic beings in a bullshit frame of mind of what existence is to make money off them, use… — Giuseppe Andrews Copy Share Image
The difference between me and Bono is that he's quite happy to go and flatter people to get what he wants and… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Maybe primitive people have less bullshit to let go of, to give up. A person has to be willing to give up… — Jim Morrison Copy Share Image
Bullshit is unavoidable when circumstances require someone to talk without knowing what he is talking about. Thus, the production of bullshit is… — Harry Frankfurt Copy Share Image
