Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time. — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I tried to be as positive as possible, because I have the same birthday as Michael Jackson. He is my cosmic brother.… — Meshell Ndegeocello Copy Share Image
“Ducks like balloons. Think about THAT next time your child has a birthday party and you choose to not invite all of… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We were raised on lentils, brown rice, Neil Young, and solstice celebrations.” — Deborah Willis Copy Share Image
Birthdays was the worst days, now we sip champagne when we're thirstay. — Biggie Smalls Copy Share Image
I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory. — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
My brother got a .22 for his 12th birthday; I got a .22. He got a hunting knife; I got a hunting knife. — Stephanie Cutter Copy Share Image
“You gave me a dead frog for my birthday! To remind you we all die and end up rotting underground eaten by… — Soman Chainani Copy Share Image
Today we want to let you know that no matter how much you grow up, you've will always been our bundle of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I celebrate this special day for a special someone who is the source of inspiration and guiding light for the entire family.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Today is Christmas Eve. Today is my birthday. Today I am fifteen. Today I buried my parents in the backyard. Neither of… — Lisa O'Donnell Copy Share Image
As parents we hope that you touch the life of thousands of other people with the same dignity, happiness, care and love… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Derek actually had started with The Allman Brothers in June of '99, right around his 20th birthday, and I was 28. I… — Susan Tedeschi Copy Share Image
Out of all: The faces I forget. The past birthday gifts Ive lost. The grown-out-of shirts worn on picture day. The names… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Siku ya kuzaliwa ni siku ya kwanza ya safari nyingine ya siku 365, masaa 5, dakika 48, sekunde 46 na maili milioni 600 kulizunguka jua. Safiri salama.” — Enock Maregesi Copy Share Image
Celebration of Independence Day with great pomp and show was quite appropriate when we were fighting for independence which we had neither… — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
The simple reason buffets light up a room is this: you are providing guests with a tiny dopamine shot from a point… — Grace Dent Copy Share Image
“I blushed when he stepped behind me, encircling my waist with his arms. His lips brushed against my ear. “I believe the… — Andrea Cremer Copy Share Image
“In a few days you’ll be twenty-something—twenty-five, twenty-six, sixty-three, doesn’t matter. You’re no better off—mentally, physically, financially, emotionally, and so on—than you… — Brian Alan Ellis Copy Share Image
I joined the SDP as a founder member a few days after my 18th birthday in 1981. I was a councillor, activist… — Andrew Adonis, Baron Adonis Copy Share Image
“In 1891, Robert Louis Stevenson received a letter from a Vermont girl named Annie Ide. Her birthday fell on Christmas, she said,… — Greg Ross Copy Share Image
Anything invented before your fifteenth birthday is the order of nature. That's how it should be. Anything invented between your th and… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“I'm afraid I'm not very well prepared for your birthday, have slept even worse than usual, head hot, eyes burned out, torturing… — Franz Kafka Copy Share Image
I don't set up screenings. I can barely plan my kid's birthday party. — Becky Albertalli Copy Share Image
Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did you know that you share a birthday with at least 9 million people in the world? — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
In a bar mitzvah, you do the candle-lighting ceremony with the cake. Every birthday, the cake is the big moment. — Ron Ben-Israel Copy Share Image
That day which you fear as being the end of all things is the birthday of your eternity. — Seneca the Younger Copy Share Image
“I’ve been thinking about you lately.’ 'Puhlease. You think about me as much as you do money in a birthday card.” — Maria Lewis Copy Share Image
“Birthdays should come every day. Especially when you missed so many as a kid.” — Kate Angell Copy Share Image
Birthdays some years ago: 'Wow! Look at all these presents!' Birthdays now: 'Wow! Look at all these notifications!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We don't celebrate birthdays in our family; the money was always given towards social causes. — Urmila Matondkar Copy Share Image
Party like a birthday, Shake it like an earthquake. Meltin' like an Ice Cream cone, Goin' for her danger zone. — Blood On The Dance Floor Copy Share Image
If you feel bit lonely, 4gotten or just need someone to cheer you up remember…you can always change ur birthday on facebook. — Munna Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Bacon! Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“A thorough inspection of the birthday suit revealed a number of holes.” — Les Coleman Copy Share Image
Someone told me that it was your Birthday. hahaha. Although we barley talk, I wish you the best. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Dwayne:) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
