Don't you think baby corns are scary? There's just something wrong about their midget bodies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Parenting may not be the easiest task at hand, but its definitely the best one available! Congratulations for the new baby. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't sing a love song Like the way it's meant to be Well, I guess I'm not that good anymore But… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The simple man, baby, pays for the thrills, the bills, and the pills that kill. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's my baby!" I cried, quite carried away, "There's my poochiekins!" ... "Sadie," My dad said firmly, "Please do not refer to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And I apologize to all of you who are the same age as my grandchildren. And many of you reading this are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's late at night and I can't sleep. Missing you just runs too deep. Oh I can't breathe, thinking of your smile.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hate it when people show you a picture of some pink new born baby and it looks like an alien but you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The baby looks at things all day without winking; that is because his eyes are not focused on any particular object. He… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why dont you try to do without him, why dont you try to live alone? Do you really need his hands for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No man should travel until he has learned the language of the country he visits. Otherwise he voluntarily makes himself a great… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
