kehte hain uss daur ko dosti
Kuch rishte anjaane mein ho jate hai
pehle dil phir zindagi se jud jate hai
kehte hain uss daur ko dosti
jisme dil se dil na jaane kab mil jate hai
Kuch rishte anjaane mein ho jate hai
pehle dil phir zindagi se jud jate hai
kehte hain uss daur ko dosti
jisme dil se dil na jaane kab mil jate hai
Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge.
Then d elephant looked down toward d river.
Suddenly ant bit the elephant.
Y?
Bcoz ants wife was bathing in the river.
Kaash woh naghmay hamain sunaye na hote,
Aaj unko sun kar yun aansu aaye na hote.
Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha,
To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote.
We are good friends because
u think I am sweet
and
I think u r sweet,
U think I am nice
and
I think u are nice,
You think I am smart
and
I think you are right:p
Hoton pe dosti ke fasaane nahi aate,
Saahil pe samandar ke khazaane nahi aate.
Udne do parindo ko abhi shokh hawa main,
Phir laut kar college ke zamane nahi aate.
Money can buy :-
a house not home,
A bed but not sleep,
medicine but not health,
Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering.
SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY.
Kaun yaad rakhata hai naamko,
Log to cheharon ko bhi bhul jaate hai,
Aap samandar ki baat karate hai,
Log to aankhon me bhi duub jaate hai !!!
I always think about U.
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I can't live without U.
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I really need U.
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I'm totally mad about U.
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I just wanna be with U.
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I'm very desperate for U.
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I'm crazy 4 U.
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I wanna marry U.
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I LOVE U.
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Aisa muje MAMA kehti hai
In ankhon main aansu ayai na hotay,
Agar tum pichay mur ker muskuraye na hotay,
Tumharay jaanay k baad yeh ghum hota hay,
Kaash tum zindagi main ayai hi na hotay....
Two lovers plan to comit suicide,
the boy jumped first,
girl closed her eyes and
return back saying "love is blind".
Boy in air, opened his
parachute saying "LOVE NEVER DIES"
jis shaam mein mere lab per aapka naam na aaye,
khuda kare ki kabhi aisi shaam na aaye,
ae jaane wafa yeh kabhi mumkin nahin ki,
afsaana likhoon aur aapka naam na aaye.
Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho?
Friend : B.A.
Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word parhay, aur woh bhi ulte‚¦