GOOD OLD DAYS
When I was a child, my mother would send me down to the corner store with a 10 Rs, and I'd come back with
five Kgs of potatoes,
two loaves of bread,
three packs of juices,
packets of chocolates & candies

You can't do that now.
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Too many damn security cameras!!";-)

Raat ki tanhai se darte hai hum,
kagaz ki parchhai se darte hai hum,

Duniya sath chale na chale,
tumhari sath ki umeed karte hai hum

A beggar to another beggar:
I had a grand diner at 'Sareena' yesterday.
Another beggar: how?

First beggar: sum 1 gave me 100 rs yesterday,
I went 2 'Sareena', ordered dinner worth 2000rs n enjoyed the diner.

When the bill came, i said, i had no money.
The manager called the policeman n handed me over to him.
I gave the 100rs note 2 the policeman n he set me free.

Don't Break anyone's heart
They have only one of it...
Break their bones..
They have 206 of them.. ;-)

Teacher to sleepy student:
Who invented Steam Engine.?
Student: What sir?
Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT.
Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P

Kaun sa phool paish karon,
Koi phool gulab nahin,

Aap to khud aik gulab hain,
Jiska koi jawab naheen...

Friendship is just like cricket,
so do not loose wickets..
if u loose that wickets
may be you have a defeat...
so don't neglect friends.

Principal : I tried ur number so many times,
it said switched off...!
STUDENT said :''ya. it's my CALLER TUNE"
Principal shock...!
Student rocks....! B-)