Cable T.V
Santa:
Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
they don't study,so i got rid of it
Banta: Good?
Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed
Santa:
Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
they don't study,so i got rid of it
Banta: Good?
Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was:
We make your dreams come true...
Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!
After 6 working days of a week, the day following Saturday is called Sunday. People love to enjoy Sunday with families and friends by sending happy Sunday message or quote..
Some popular way of searching Sunday SMS is by using following keywords
Sunday sms, Sunday messages, Sunday wishes, have a nice Sunday, great Sunday sms, Sunday wishes for friends, Sunday holiday sms, Sunday morning wishes, wonderful Sunday messages, and Sunday quotes in english.
Collection of funny short riddles to be tagged as riddle sms / text messages.
Simply a hilarious collection of santa banta sms jokes / text messages.
World Environment Day (WED) is a day for awareness of the environment and enhances political attention and public action. It is on 5 June 2020.
Peoples search & shares World Environment Day SMS, World Environment Day Slogans, World Environment Day Themes, world environment day 2020 slogan, world environment day 2020 themes, , and world environment day messages to spread awareness about it within their friends circle.
The sweetest way to propose:
"Excuse me, do you have a band aid,
because i scrapped my knee
when i fell in love with you."
Will you be mine ...
Happy Propose Day Sweetheart!!!
Da khazan spera chman ke da bahaar pa tma tma
da tabib lare ta goram za bimar pa tma tma
MA da ishq guzaar khurale za da sta pa gham akhta yam
nasihat makra nasiha da qarar pa tma tma
Yo Ashiq yam bal Pukhton yam da me klaka Fesala da
za TANHA ba yam tar Marga da khpal Yar pa tma tma.
Wish you a very happy women's day
Its you who's making the difference in so many lives
and I am one of them.
Have a wonderful day!
Everything About You Is Interesting,
Your Smile, Your Laughter, Your Beauty,
Your Scent And Your Company.
I Always Think Of You With A Smile On My Face.
I Love You My Precious Rose.
Happy Rose Day.
We Send You Our Warmest Republic Day Wishes
As We Hail the Glory Of This Land
With The Salutation Of Vande Mataram
Best Wishes