SMS / Text Messages

We cry loudly / silently to ....

At childhood
"We cry loudly to get what we like"
But now
"When we grown up,
We cry silently to forget what we like"..!

One million copies of a new book sold

One million copies of a new book sold
In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.

"An idea,that can change ur wife''
While real word was(life).

Can never forget 2 faces

Man cn Nvr Forget 2 Face in his whole Life....
-D 1 Who HOLDS his hand in Difficult Time.
-D other Who LEAVES Him Alone in Difficult Time

Santa was drawing money from ATM.

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.

Singing bird will surely come

Always keep hoping for good. As the chinese say....
"Keep a green tree in ur heart,
the singing bird will surely come."

People like YOU always remain forever.....

Beautiful flowers die....
Nice stories end......
Lovely songs fade........ ..
Momeries are forgotten... ..
All things comes to end.....
But people like YOU always remain forever
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BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE

Difference between wife & saali

What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake...:p

A man / woman speaks

As per research

A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000

Problem starts when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000..

You don't understand

You don’t understand
-cutting unless you’re a cutter.
-drugs unless you’re a druggie.
-suicide unless you’ve attempted it.
-depression unless you’ve felt it.
-eating disorders unless you’ve had one.
-me unless you’ve been through what I’ve been through.
So don’t act like you understand.