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AQAL HO NA HO

Yash Johar is producing a new film
& is searching 4 new talent.
I've suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie's name is "AQAL HO NA HO"

Wish I was celebrating with you.

I am dancing and singing on your birthday!
Only that you cant see me!!

Happy birthday

Wish I was celebrating with you.

Life isn't rehearsal

Life isn't a rehearsal.
Each day is a real show..
No retakes..
No rewinding..
So giv d best performance
in all ur roles always.

Success formula

Success Formula-
=>Never Be Late
=>Live Simple
=>Expect Little
=>Work More
=>Smile Always
=>Think Positive
=>Don't Argue
=>Be Confident-

Fill up the blanks

Hey Fill Up The Blanks :-
Your Name_______
Percentage In SSC_____%
Gender_____
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Now Read 'Only' The Answers..! :D :D ;) :P

Birthday defined by a philospher

Fantastic Answer by a philosopher
to a question asked at the BBC.
Define Birthday!

Answer: The only day in your life,
when you cried & your mother was Smiling..!

When you have to walk alone

Some Battles Have To Be Fought Alone,
Some Paths Have To Be Crossed Alone,

So Never Be Emotionally Attached With Anyone.
You Never Know When You Have To Walk Alone

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

U 've had everything to do and u' ve done it.

Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end.
It's not a day when you lounge around doing nothing,
it's when you've had everything to do and you've done it.

(Margaret Thatcher)

Kehdo un parhne walon se

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,