Best Reply Ever By a Girl
When She Is Asked For a Kiss
By Her Boyfriend
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Karlo :p
Just do it :p

Specially dedicated to boys:
A kiss is like a stamp,
Once u stamp a gal,
she wouldn't go anywhere else

Guys r like stamp paper,
jitne bhi lagao kum hai

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time

Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!

She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s

"hi darling", he says,
"your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you have said hello to them.

Sunglasses:
Allowing You To Stare At
People Without Getting
Caught.
It's Like Facebook In Real Life.

4 Stages of marriage:

Mad for each other.
Made for each other.
Mad at each other.
Mad bcoz of each other.

Here have compiled a great list of misleading sms / text messages which are also known as

Double meaning sms / text messages

&

twisted sms / text messages

Failure is simply the opportunity
to begin again,
this time more intelligently.

(Henry Ford)