A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

"I thought It was MONEY"

How do you expect me
to remember your birthday,
when you never look any older?:)

If I could have ,
I would wish to wake up everyday
To the sound of your breath on my neck,
The warmth of your lips on my cheek,
The touch of your fingers on my skin,
And the feel of your heart beating with mine‚¦
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
With anyone other than you.

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u "cute"
.
.
.
.
lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai

Height of Good Luck ...!

Teacher: Hey! Stand up.
Tell me two pronouns.
.
.
.
Student: Who? Me?

Teacher: Very Good, Sit down :D

Question:
Why most of the engineering students
Can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt..?
?
?
?
Answer:
Smooth roads never make good drivers,
Clear sky never makes good pilots
&
Clearing all subjects in the 1st attempt,
Never makes good engineers.

All Girls Are Beautiful After The Lights Are Switched Off
(Shakespeare)

All Boys Are Innocent Before The Lights Are Switched Off
(Shakespeare'S Wife)

Love Happens Automatically.
.
.
.
Manual Working Of It
Is Called Flirting :D