Best for those who understand me
I never prove to be
good enough for every one..!
But
I'M the Best for them,
who understand me !!
I never prove to be
good enough for every one..!
But
I'M the Best for them,
who understand me !!
What is BUSINESS ?
Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter.
Son: then Ok.
Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok
Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK
That's business...!!
Future is Not something U Await!
It is something U Must Create!
Plan ur Future in Advance coz thts where
U will Spend the Rest of ur Life!
Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.
God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p
Some Flowers Grow Best in the Sun,
Others do well in Shadow.
God Knows What is Best For us
& Puts us Where We Grow Best.
Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.
Your face is like UFONE..it's all about u
Your voice is like JAZZ.. Aur sunao..
Your friendship is like TELENOR..Ab chaho kuch barh k
Your love is like PAKTEL.. Q k Dil To Aik Hai.
There is "lie" in believe
"over" in lover
"end" in friend
"Us" in trust
"ex" in next
and "if" in life.
Why were males created before females?
Because you alwas need
a rough draft before the final copy.
Whenever you get pain in your life
Just think about the full form of PAINS !
Positive
Attitude
In
Negative
Situation
A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over and started handing out
business cards saying:
I saw the whole thing..
I will take either side.
Make no mistake between
my personality and my attitude.
My personailty is who I am,
My attitude depends on who you are.