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An old rich man marries a young girl.

An old rich man marries a young girl.
Interviewer ask to girl-
aap nay in main shadi ke liye kya dekha?
girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kam.

True love is eternal, infinite

True love is eternal, infinite, and always like itself.
It is equal and pure, without violent demonstrations:
it is seen with white hairs and is always young in the heart.

People like u r remembered forever

Flowers die,
Stories end,
Songs fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come 2 end,
But people like u r remembered forever,
Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE

When she is in problem again

Thought of the day:
"if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!"

U MAY MEET PEOPLE

U may meet people,
better than me,
funnier than me,
more beautiful than me,
but one thing i can say 2 u _ _
I will always be there 4 u when they all leave u.

How old is your father?

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.

Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

I hope my simple SMS makes U smile!

Simple Bye makes us cry,
Simple joke makes us Laugh,
Simple care makes us fall in Luv,
Simple Touch makes us feel better,
But I hope my simple MSG makes U smile!

Employer need responsible

Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible.

Applicant: I'm the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.

Behavior is a mirror

Behavior is a mirror
in which every one
displays his own image

Reflections can't be changed,
by changing a mirror.!

Trust Allah when misfortune happens

A sailor was stuck in an island
Where he was the only survivor!
He made a hut for his shelter.
Day and night,
He was praying and waiting for someone
To rescue him but nobody came!
He stored food in the hut for his survival.
But one day!
The hut got burnt to ashes and nothing was left of it!
He was so angry!
He said, "Allah, why have you done this to me?"
The next morning, rescuers came.
He asked, "how did you know that i was here?
They replied, "we saw a smoke signal!"
Trust Allah when misfortune happens,
His plans are always greater than your thoughts!!