Life is all about a card game.
Choosing the right cards is not in our hand.
But playing well with
the cards in hand, determines our Success

When I was born
Devil said...Oh Shit!!!
Another GOOD PERSON!!!..
&
When u were born devil said ...
Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....

Full form of maths

M=mentally
A=admited
T=teacher
H=harassing
S=students

Zindagi me her dum hastey raho,
Hasna zindagi ki zarorut hai,

Zindagi ko is andaz mei jiyo k,
Aap ko dekh ker log kahen "wo dekho"
zindagi kitni khubsoorut hai

Our aim in life should be
9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0
9 - glass drinking water.
8 - hrs sound sleep.
7 - wonders tour with family.
6 - six digit income.
5 - days work a week
4 - wheeler.
3 - bedroom flat
2 - cute children.
1 - sweetheart.
0 - tension !

Alphabetic advice for you:
A B C
Avoid Boring Company..
D E F
Don't Entertain Fools..
G H I
Go for High Ideas .
J K L M
Just Keep a friend like ME..
N O P
Never Overlook the Poor n suffering..
Q R S
Quit Reacting to Silly tales..
T U V
Tune Urself for ur Victory..
W X Y Z
We Xpect You to Zoom ahead in life

If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
?
?
?
Na Munna Na
it's called High Blood Pressure:p.

Memories play a confusing role.
They make u laugh when u
remember da time u cried 2gether.

But make u cry when u
remember the time u laughed 2gethr