SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection

Sodagaron k hathon neelam ho jao gay

Mujh say bicher k baynaam ho jao gai,
Sodagaron k hathon neelam ho jao gay,

Mujh ko acha nahin lagta tera her ek say milna,
Her aik ko mayas'sar howay to aa'am ho jao gay

Men r very Kind & Women r very mean!
"PROOF" Most women dont like to help unknown men
But
All men r ready 2 help unknown females.

Do u know the meaning of Thanks?
It means..
T-ten
H-hugs
A-and
N-nine
Ks-kisses

thats why girls always says
Thanks to boys And boys say..
its my pleasure :-)

Nazaro se nazar tum churao ge kab tak,
Pyaar apna aakhir chupao ge kab tak,

Mere paigam aapko milte rahainge yuhi sada,
Message meray mitao gey kab tak...

Banany wale ne ek DOST mere lia banaya hy,
Jise aap k roop mein mainey paaya hay,

Jo mere dil main aise samaya hy,
Jaise purani haeli main "BHOOT" ka saaya hay

Ghamon main hasnay walon ko rulaya nahin jata,
Lahroon say pani ko hataya nahin jaata,

Bananay walay ban jatay hain apnay,
Kisi ko keh ker apna banaya nahin jata

Hasino ne haseen bankar gunaah kiya,
Auro ko to kya humko bhi tabah kiya.

Pesh kiya jab shayari mein humne unki bewafai ko,
Auro ne to kya unhone bhi wah-wah kiya.

Dard me koi mousam pyara nahi hota,
Dil ho pyasa to pani se gujara nahi hota.

Koi dekhe to humari bebasi,

Hum sabhi k ho jate hain
Par koi humara nahi hota.

Easiest ways to Die,

1.Have a cigerrate daily
U'll die 10 years early

2.Have drink daily,
U'll die 30 years early

3.Love some1 truely
U'll die daily.

It's a magic:-

1 glass thanda pani lain aur
usay apne braber baithay
shakhs per dal dein
ye "Thanda pani"
usay
"garam" ker dega
Try it on ur own risk:p

Tairi jheel si gehri aankhon
ko jo neel-e-kanwal keh doon,

Duniya jal jayai gi,
jo tujh per ghazal keh doon...

Raat si tanha khamoshi hai mere dil mein..
Shayad kuch jazbaat ki kami hai iss dil mein..

Pehle to hum harr baat par haste ya rote the..
Par ab shayad koi ehsaas hi nahi hai mere dil mein!!