SMS / Text Messages

Apology doesn't mean ...

Apology doesn't mean that you were wrong,
or the other person was right.
It means that
your relationship is valuable than your ego.

Get well quick, u lazy bum,

Get well quick, u lazy bum,
There's lots of work to do.
If u stay sick, it's more work for me,
And I'd rather it was for u.

On this special day

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love

The problem about being a programmer

My mom said: "Honey, please go the market and buy 1 bottle of milk.
If they have eggs, bring 6"

I came back with 6 bottles of milk.

She said:"Why the hell did you buy 6 bottles of milk?"

I said: "Because they had eggs!!!"

Marna ka maza to tab hai yaro

Koi dikha k roye,
Koi chupa k roye,

Humain rulanay walay,
Humain rula k royee,

Marna ka maza to tab hai yaro,
Jab qatil bhi Janazay per aa ker roye

Collection of wife sms jokes & text messages which includes :- wife jokes , husband and wife jokes etc...

You r feeling down

You are feeling down
and so am i with u NOT around.
Hope you get back in
the swing of things real soon.

*Nice patriotic story*

*Nice patriotic story*
1 pakistani jo Pakistan se nafrat karta tha,
or har waqt problems ki waja se pakistan ko galian deta tha.
Us pe 1 din bijli ka taar gir gaya wo tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha k
light chali gaye
pakistani sari nafrat bhool k khushi bola
"Pakistaaaaan Zindabaad"