Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

In my heart our love is heard like a ring tone.
In my ears Ur speech is heard like voice mail.
But when I called for response
Subscriber cant reach at the moment.

So please keep active my Heart

Ur sms is electrical activity of my Heart...!
Ur miss call is beat of my Heart...!

Ur call is blood circulation of my heart...!
So please keep my active Heart...!

By face how do i look?

By face how do i look?
Innocent!
Sharp!
Proud!
Full of attitude!
Decent!
Illmanerd!
Funny!
Cute!
Zidi!
Pretty!
Send it 2 all ur frndz ,
n c wat they think abt u..But reply me 1st!

Have a Great Sunday...

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday
and asked Thursday whether Friday
has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday...

Have you caught the thief

Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?
Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him.

Police Inspector : What?
Sharef : Finger prints.

Police Inspector : Where?
Sharef : On my cheeks.

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Don't take ur troubles to bed

Despite the Old saying
"Don't Take Your Troubles & Worries To Bed"
Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD.. :-)

Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne

Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne,
Meri zindagi per ehsan kar diya,

Is mobile mein yeh last rupiya tha,
Daikh wob bhi tere naam kar dia,

Usama asked Kajol

Usama asked Kajol,"hows ur life?"
She replied,"kabhi khushi kabhi ghum."

Then Kajol asked Usama,"what abt U?"
He replied,"kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB."