When a married man says- "I'll think about it",
What he really means that,
He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.. :-P
Lolz
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Kitchen has he in it
Dear Boy. Kitchen Has 'He' In It.
So MOVE & Go Make ME A Sandwich.
Sincerely,
Girls. =P
Pain & Laugh
"Your pain may give laugh to somebody
bt
your Laugh should nt give pain to anybody..."
Head & Neck of the family
It is said that Husband is the head of the family,
But
Remember that wife is the Neck of the family.
& the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants. :)
Goodluck will do someday,somthing
"We believe Goodluck will
do Someday,Something 4 us..
bt
We dnt knw Goodluck is also Waiting
tht we do Something,Someday"
Improvements made in you
After Our Last Argument,
I Told My Girlfriend,
"I Hope Your Next Boyfriend
Appreciates The Improvements
I've Made In You:P"
Isn't It Weird?
Irony 0f Our Society
Our Phones Fall,
We Panic.
Our Friends Fall,
We Laugh.
Isn't It So Damn Weird ? ? ?
Cheat via skype
Facebook Skype:
Now Married People Can
Cheat Via Skype
While Watering Their Crops
0n FarmVille .. =D
R u deaf?
I askd4Stone,u gv me statue
I askd4Leaf,u gv me flwer
I askd hanky2wipe my tears,u gv me ur hand
Tell me the truth, are you deaf?
Biggest and most repeated internet lie
The Biggest Internet Lie
that we have all told at least once
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"I have Read & I agree to the Terms & conditions.." :-P :-D Lolzz
Offer a share 2 God
Marwadi wins lottery
Pandit tels him 2 offer a share 2 God
He throws the money up in d air,
saying~God take all u want.I'l tak watever falls
Modernisation
"If exposure of Body is Modernisation...,
Then Animals are more Modern than Humans....!!!" :D ;) :P