Funny SMS / Text Messages

Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.

Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.

Unit to measure love friendship & trust

Once A Girl Askd Her Bf :

Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height & Distance
But
Not Love, Friendship & Trust?
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Boy Thought For A While
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Took Her In His Arms,
Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said
Look, DON'T Eat My Brain!
I Have Already Failed In Physics :p:D

Love has no age....

Someone Asked Shakespeare:
"U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"

He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
"A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??

So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age"
Love Has No Age.

-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P

My heart is a mobile & u r its SIM

Girl:How much do you love me?
Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM

Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky..
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She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P