Funny SMS / Text Messages

Man standing on the scale,
holding his stomach in.
Wife:I do not think that is going to help.
Man:Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

Fatman sitting in a train cabin

A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.

Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!

Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!

I can't eat such a rotten chicken.

Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.
Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.

7 Angels came 2 Me

7 Angels came 2 Me
&
asked 4 the most Inteligent,
Smart, Nice, Sweet,
Noble and Well Groomed Person.
So I gave Them Your Address
.
.
.
.
..
Dekha kesa Ullu banaya Un ko!:D

We will now upgrade your brain

We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait....
Searching....
searching...
still searching....
Sorry,
NO BRAIN found...!

An old rich man marries a young girl.

An old rich man marries a young girl.
Interviewer ask to girl-
aap nay in main shadi ke liye kya dekha?
girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kam.

People like u r remembered forever

Flowers die,
Stories end,
Songs fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come 2 end,
But people like u r remembered forever,
Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE

When she is in problem again

Thought of the day:
"if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!"

How old is your father?

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.

Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born