Tom : How should I convey the
news to my father that I've failed?

David: You just send a telegram:
Result declared, past year's performance repeated.

What is the difference between
a woman and a magnet?

Magnets have a positive side!

What is a girl friend?

Addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies
&
division of friends.

Girl: When we get married,
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you,
darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.

Husband: You know,
our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did ,
I still got mine with me!

Girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday

When I was born
Devil said...Oh Shit!!!
Another GOOD PERSON!!!..
&
When u were born devil said ...
Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....

Full form of maths

M=mentally
A=admited
T=teacher
H=harassing
S=students