Men are like bank accounts.

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money
they don’t generate
a lot of interest.

Apology doesn’t mean …

Apology doesn’t mean that you were wrong,
or the other person was right.
It means that
your relationship is valuable than your ego.

Some one asked about my past

Some one asked about my past
I replied –
SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4.
HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8.

EXAM:
Juan has 4 apples,
His train is 7 minutes early,
Calculate the suns mass :D

You know what hurts the most??

You know what hurts the most??
.
.
The Fact That:
I Can’t Say, I Lost YOU.
Because
Apparently I Never HAD YOU…!! :(

Wife said I’m dying

Husband texts to wife on cell..

“Hi,what r u doing Darling?”

Wife: I’m dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?”

Wife: “U idiot! I’m dying my hair..”

Husband: “Bloody English Language!

A single rose & friend

A single rose can be my garden
A single friend, my world.

Tell me where is God

Teacher:
If u tel me where is God?
I’l reward u 100 rupees.

Student:
but I’ll give u millions if u tell me where God is not!

If u r chocolate or teddy bear or star ..

If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest,
if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,
If u are a Star u r the Brightest,
and
since u r my FRIEND
u r the BEST!!!!!!!!!’

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