Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said €India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
Sardar sms / text messages & jokes (urdu/hindi/english)
Sardar SMS / Text Messages
Is that a sun or moon
(61 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5)
Loading...A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?
Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea‚¦Im new to this city..
A sardar goes to a restaurant
(30 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?
Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?
Sardar always smile during lightning storms
(37 votes, average: 3.81 out of 5)Loading...Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
A:- They think their picture is being taken.
How can you make seven even?
(32 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)Loading...Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven‚ , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the S!!
Sardar made a call to the airport
(52 votes, average: 4.12 out of 5)Loading...Sardar made a call to the airport.
Asked,"How long is the journey from Punjab to America?"
Receiptionist: "One second sir....".
Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
Sardar proposed a girl......
(31 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)Loading...Sardar proposed a girl......
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u.......
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I'll marry u next year.
Interviewee; What is your date of birth?
(37 votes, average: 4.11 out of 5)Loading...Interviewee;What is your date of birth?
Sardar;nov 28.
Interviewer;which year?
Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.
Taxi driver to sardar
(29 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)Loading...Taxi driver to sardar:-
Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi
sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo
Todays dinner should be lite
(24 votes, average: 3.79 out of 5)Loading...Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?
A:Because his doctor advised him
“Todays dinner should be light‚
Sardar filed an application 4 divorce
(33 votes, average: 3.27 out of 5)Loading...A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.
A sardar went to Pizza Hut
(20 votes, average: 3.35 out of 5)Loading...A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay