Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
Marriage SMS / Text messages & jokes in Hindi, Urdu & English
Marriage SMS / Text Messages
Why do we all marry?
(50 votes, average: 4.04 out of 5)
Loading...Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
The Equation of Marriage
(23 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!
Words for long and happy marriage
(28 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...7 words for a long
and happy marriage
Yes Dear
I am sorry
It's my fault.
Definition of most successful married life
(15 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
.
.
.
.
"Yet to be seen"
Thought of long life
(30 votes, average: 4.03 out of 5)Loading...Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Remember your wife birthday
(15 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife's birthday
is 2 forget it once.
Marriage is made of trust & understanding
(17 votes, average: 3.59 out of 5)Loading...What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her.
True relatives always stand behind u
(13 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
Because married men are more obedient.
(87 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
Last chance to run away
(12 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
run away...!!
LOVE YOUR HUSBAND Because...
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...LOVE YOUR HUSBAND
When he orders you to make tea or coffee.
He wants to feel fresh to listen to your nostop talks.
Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females.
He is just checking that you are still the best.
Love him if he criticize your cooking.
He is still improving his taste.
Love him if he snores at night and disturbs your sleep.
He is trying to prove that he is the most relaxed person after being married to you.
Love him if forgets to give you a gift on your birthday.
He is saving money for future.
Love him Because...
You don't have a Choice...
and killing is a legal offense