Marriage SMS / Text Messages

A little kid asks his Dad,
"Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?"

"No idea," replied the Father,
"I'm still paying for it..."

Last two words in yes dear

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Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: "Yes dear"

Marriage is like going to a restaurant

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Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you"d ordered that.....

First marriage is the triumph of

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First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.

Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience

The King, queen & chess

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Chess says everything
about husband and wife.
The King has to take things one step at a time,
while the Queen can do whatever she wants.

Secret of successful marriage

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A successful marriage is based
On give & take:

Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it

&

Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!

2 Wise advices for married peoples

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Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples

Never laugh at your wife's choices...
(You are on of them...)

Never be Prouf of Your Choices...
(Your Wife is one of them...)

4 Stages of marriage

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4 Stages of marriage:

Mad for each other.
Made for each other.
Mad at each other.
Mad bcoz of each other.