Always in my Heart
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)
Loading...Together or apart, you always remain in my heart!
Happy Women's Day
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SMS / Text Messages
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Marriage is made of trust & understanding
(17 votes, average: 3.59 out of 5)Loading...What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her.
Short women's Day Message
(8 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)Loading...Side by side or miles apart,
you are always on my mind and close to my heart!
When a person laughs too much
(53 votes, average: 3.96 out of 5)Loading...When a person laughs too
much even on stupid things,
that person is sad deep inside.
Care & There For U .. Always
(19 votes, average: 2.84 out of 5)Loading...Sending across these lonely flowers, to say:
I care for you and any time you need me,
I'll always be there for you!
Happy Women's Day
True relatives always stand behind u
(13 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
Sardar filed an application 4 divorce
(33 votes, average: 3.27 out of 5)Loading...A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.
Sweet Women's Day MSG
(23 votes, average: 3.48 out of 5)Loading...You are as sweet inside as out. Hope your day is as sweet as you are!
Because married men are more obedient.
(87 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
A sardar went to Pizza Hut
(20 votes, average: 3.35 out of 5)Loading...A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
Great Women's Day SMS
(9 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...By and large,
mothers and housewives are the only workers
who do not have regular time off.
They are the great vacation-less class.
Last chance to run away
(12 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
run away...!!