SMS / Text Messages

A monkey has been severely injured

Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

A B C D E F G H I J K . . . .

A - U'r Attractive
B - U'r D Best
C - U'r Cute
D - U'r Dear 2 me
E - U'r Excellent
F - U'r Funny
G - U'r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I'm
J - Just
K - Kidding

Happy Propose Day!!!

*** The sweetest way to propose:
“Excuse me, do you have a band aid,
because i scrapped my knee
when i fell in love with you.”
Will you be mine ...
Happy Propose Day!!!

Aakhir de za pa kom gunah prekhodam

Wale de meena ke ruswa prekhodam
Dasi di wale benawa prekhodam
Okhko pa makh me laare jore krale
Za ashna ta che na-ashna prekhodam
Mehfal khaista da raqibano de kro
Kala che za de yak tanha prekhodam
Za sodaee pa taal da meeni zangam
Laka Majnoon de pa sahra prekhodam
Ma Imdad Khiyal ta khpal qasoor o haya
Aakhir de za pa kom gunah prekhodam

Mothers Day Message To Daughter In Law

You are such an important part of our family
and
each day I am reminded of how special you are to
me,
my son,
and my grandchildren.

Happy Mother's Day To A Fabulous "Daughter"!

Enjoy your Women's Day

Today, remember that all life spring from you.
Look at the world and smile that without you,
life would have been impossible. Enjoy your day to the fullest.

Happy Women's Day

Wishing you Happy Rose Day

Sweeter than the candies
lovelier than the red roses
more huggable than soft toys
that’s what you’re
Wishing you a Rose Day
that’s as special as you’re
Happy Rose Day

Make Our Nation Progress

To Improve Is To Change;
Being Perfect Is To Change Often.
Let's Always Strive To Change
Often To Make Our Nation Progress.

Happy Republic Day

Blame the onion for tears

When It Is Hard To Hide Your Tears ,
Then Never Mind, Start Cutting An Onion ,
Let The Heart Cry ,
You Just Blame The Onion.

Thanks for being my teacher

Teacher is a person
who always helps everybody
to get the knowledge
and
always stands beside the students
when they have problems.
Thanks for being my teacher.
Happy Teachers Day

Bakra hay ya bakri?

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?"
circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.

The Game

I know u think u broke my heart
but I knew your game right from the start
I saw your game and played it 2
so look here I play the jokes on u!