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Your birthday be perfect for you!

On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy;
I hope all of your wishes come true.

May each hour and minute be filled with delight,
And your birthday be perfect for you!

I knocked at HEAVENS door

I knocked at HEAVENS door
GOD asked" What is your wish of today?"
I said " Plz protect love and BLESS
the one reading this message"

GOD smiled and replied " GRANTED "

I am still standing on same spot

I am still standing on same spot,
Where you left my heart to rot,

At first i thought i'd make it through,
But, seems like i can't stop loving you,

It is getting very hard to be strong,
Coz i have been missing you since long,

And now i don't have anymore tears to cry,
Still my heart's can't seem to say goodbye..!!

5 seconds of smile

If 5 seconds of smile
can make a photograph more beautiful.

Then just imagine
if you keep always smiling
how beautiful your life will be.
So keep smiling !!!!!

Style of break up

Style of break up:
Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-
GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: U wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST:p

Husband, wife & spare tyre

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE....

Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju

Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju,
Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay,

Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath,
Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:-D

You gain strength, courage and confidence

You gain strength, courage and confidence
by every experience in which you really
stop to look fear in the face.
You must do the thing that you think you cannot do.

(Eleanor Roosevelt)

May God stay with u this day

May God stay with u this day
&
give u peace of mind.

May God give u a happy heart
&
his love all the time. Good luck

Loads of good wishes for Raksha Bandhan

Sky is blue, feel this hue,
my love is for you Bhaiya...always true.
Loads of good wishes for Raksha Bandhan

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Sardar: B.Com final year"

Handling empty cover in Japan and Pakistan

Once in a soap industry in Japan,
the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e an empty cover.
To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars
to check in the assembly line that
whether soap is packed in the cover or not in.

Same problem occurred in Pakistan.
What did they do??
They simply put a pedestal fan beside the assembly line.
Empty boxes were flown away! :-D
Genius Nation.