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Funny SEO Question & Answer by Wife & Husband

Question: What did an SEO husband say to his wife after delivery of their twins?

Answer: For the first time I am happy with duplicate content.

Money is just a piece of paper

I met money 1 day I said:
U r just a piece of paper.

Money smiled & said,
ofcourse Im a piece of paper,
but I havnt seen a dustbin in my life.

Pyar to pal bhar main ho jaata hay

Kisi ko apna bananay main dair lagti hay,
Aik wada nibhanay main dair lagti hay,

Pyar to pal bhar main ho jaata hay,
Magar usay bhulanay main dai lagti hay....

Waqt aane par wafadar badal jate hain.

Yeh sach hai k Aa jata hai shohrat ka Asar..
insaan to kiya dar-o-deewar badal jate hain..

Aur bewafa badle ya naa badle..
Waqt aane par wafadar badal jate hain.

Girl's best asset

A
girl's
best
asset
is
her
'Lie'Ability"

Guzray hain hum kuch aisay muqam say

Pee hay sharab her gali her may khanay say,
Aik dosti si ho gayai hay sharab k jaam say,

Guzray hain hum kuch aisay muqam say k,
Nafrat si ho gayai hay mohabbat k naam say...

How to impress a girl / boy

How to impress a girl

>Respect Her
>Honour Her
>Love Her
>Protect Her
>Care For Her

How to Impress a boy

>Just smile once
>Game over

Intezar to sab kartay hain

Jo hud say na guzar jaye wo pyar hi kiya
Jo pyar karnay pay majboor na kar day wo iqrar hi kia,

Intezar to sab kartay hain,
saansain tootnay tuk Jo sath na day woh yaar hi kia

Scratch & win

Scratch & Win ..
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Pathan ...

Ye Kia Jeet Lia ... ;->

Meray paon main zanjeer nazar ayai

Jub jab aap say milnay ki umid nazar ayai,
Meray paon main zanjeer nazar ayai,

Gir paray aason aakhon say or,
her ek aasun main aap ki tasveer nazar ayai

Understanding a girl is like

Understanding a girl is like
downloading a 1 GB file at a speed of 2kb/s

At the stage of 99% completion...
you are likely to get ERROR-INVALID FILE

Try again

Jitna pyar paya hai tumse

Jitna pyar paya hai tumse.
Ussse aur zyada pane ko jee chahata hai.

Jane who kaun se khoobi hai aap mein
ki har rishta aapse banane ko jee chahata hai..