(34 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5)
Loading...Know the true value of time;
snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it.
No idleness, no delay, no procrastination;
never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.
(Earl of Chesterfield)
(54 votes, average: 3.81 out of 5)Loading...Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
"50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys"
The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News Lagi K
"50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys"
The Sardars Celebrated.
(46 votes, average: 3.65 out of 5)Loading...Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit‚ Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai
(57 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.
Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY"
Woh aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai.
(68 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)Loading...Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.‚
(33 votes, average: 3.48 out of 5)Loading...Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
"what's on the TV?"
and ..... I said, "dust!"
(10 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...If You Look At The Sky Tonight
And Notice That The Brightest Star Is Missing,
I Swear I Have No Clue
How The Hell I Fell From Sky But I'm OK
(14 votes, average: 3.21 out of 5)Loading...An 0utstanding Answer By
A Child When Asked,
"What is DREAM..?"
He Replied:
"Where There Is No Price
Tags 0n The Toys Which
I Love n Like The Most..." =)
(58 votes, average: 4.36 out of 5)Loading...This Funny fact always happen wid me:
Study for one Hour-
No One sees.!
.
.
But pick up mobile just 4 a second,
& Mom/Dad enters d room! ;)
(21 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...New Economic Analysis:
Its better to have a Long distance Relationship:
Because, S.T.D. rates are much Lower than Fuel Rates.... :-P ;-)
(189 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5)Loading...If You Leave Someone
At Least Tell Them
WHY
Because
What's More Painful Than
Being Abandoned
Is Knowing
You Are Not Worth An
Explanation .... !!!
(93 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)Loading...Line by a broken heart
Sorry my heart is
Closed for renovation..!!!
Be back
When the damage has
Been repaired..!