Irrelevant Quote by Yukari Iwatani Kane

“I tried to focus on the question and not the fact his cooking was better than the majority of the intimate relationships I had…

— Kate Danley

“I liked the way he handled himself in the kitchen. I like men who cook. Men who cook are generally good lovers.”

— Janice Dickinson

“It angered him that his sexuality was an issue at all. As far as he was concerned, who he decided to sleep with was…

— Christina Westover

“Cooking wasn’t so bad, I thought. In fact, it was a lot like sex. Sometimes it didn’t seem like such a good idea in…

— Janet Evanovich

“He didn't date women. He fucked them”

— Jaci Burton

“She had practically taken ownership of his kitchen and arguing with her over it only left him with a raging headache. She could cook,…

— Bethany-Kris

“She’d specifically told him that she only wanted sex. So unless they showed up at the market naked and fucked on a pile of…

— Elle Kennedy

“She'd married him for all the reasons she might hire a long-term employee.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“I had to keep in mind that she's married and that she didn’t stray. A man who couldn’t satisfy her.”

— Ava Bellamy

“I think they’ll probably put that on my gravestone. ‘He Was Heterosexual and Had Low Expectations.”

— Cassandra Clare

“She answered him sincerely that she would never marry a man who was so simple that he had wasted almost an hour and even…

— Gabriel García Márquez

“They'll probably put that on my gravestone. 'He Was Heterosexual and Had Low Expectations.”

— Jace Herondale