Cigarette Quote by Willie Geist

I wrinkled my nose, trying to figure out what he smelled like. Not cigarettes. Something richer, fouler. Cigars.

— Becca Fitzpatrick

A cigarette is just a bit of tobacco wrapped in paper, lit at one end and a fouled at the other! Lol jokes

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For those, like me, who can't rely on being given a home smoker this Christmas, you can build your own approximation with just a…

— Yotam Ottolenghi

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— Kevin Pollak

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— Daniel Clowes

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— Martha Plimpton

“Then he reached to an even higher shelf and brought down another plastic grocery bag, this one from Tesco, which is decidedly less upscale.…

— David Sedaris

Life's too short to spit out tobacco.

— Nikhil Saluja

“his typical white apron emblazoned with the words, “When all else fails…everyone is gagging…and the stove is on fire…I read the recipe.”

— Laury Falter

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.

— Bob Monkhouse

Cigars should be like onions," she said, unfastening the catch and pushing back the pane. "Either the whole company does, or the whole company…

— Robin McKinley

I tap a Malediction out of the box, fire it up, and puff. It tastes like a tire fire in a candy factory next…

— Richard Kadrey