Cancer Quote by Robert Clark

Not smoking enough will cause lung cancer! If anybody is getting a cancerous activity in the lung, the probabilities are that it's radiation dosage…

— L. Ron Hubbard

They should give until it hurts, maybe a very small thing, maybe just a packet of cigarettes, but instead of by smoking that one…

— Mother Teresa

There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.

— Katharine Whitehorn

“At the beginning we had been issued with a packet of cigarettes a day, then it got down to eight cigarettes a day, then…

— George Orwell

'Warning: Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth.'...Found MY brand! Just don't get the ones that say 'lung cancer.'

— Bill Hicks

What can you say about Guy's cooking that hasn't been printed on a packet of cigarettes?

— Willie Geist

Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth." ... I found my brand. Just don't get the ones that say, "Lung Cancer.

— Bill Hicks

Not smoking enough will cause lung cancer! If anybody is getting a cancerous activity in the lung, the probabilities are that it's radiation dosage…

— L. Ron Hubbard

Today is tax day. A lot of people are hoping they get refunds. And that's just the folks here in the audience.

— David Letterman

Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return. Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save you thousands of dollars:…

— Dave Barry

Always overpay your taxes.That way you'll get a refund.

— Meyer Lansky

I was a carpenter in Northern Vermont and got this tax refund check that just about covered a one-way airfare to London. So this…

— John Ratzenberger