I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Hey!” I said, indignation filling me. “I’m immortal! Doesn’t that mean I won’t get saggy boobs and gray hair? Because if it… — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
A refund for defective software might be nice, except it would bankrupt the entire software industry in the first year. — Andrew S. Tanenbaum Copy Share Image
I was very surprised when last I bought a packet of cigarettes and had to request a refund as I read a… — Robert Clark Copy Share Image
You should always ask for a refund at the theatre, apart from my shows, of course, where I won't be handing out… — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
While other state governments stiff their vendors, close parks, delay tax refunds, and ignore unacceptably poor service levels, Indiana state employees are… — Mitch McConnell Copy Share Image
Today is tax day. A lot of people are hoping they get refunds. And that's just the folks here in the audience. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Smaller tax refunds are not a bad thing - they're a sign that people are keeping more of their money as they… — Kayleigh McEnany Copy Share Image
I was a carpenter in Northern Vermont and got this tax refund check that just about covered a one-way airfare to London.… — John Ratzenberger Copy Share Image
Let's at least acknowledge who is working in America right now and what our needs are, as well as the moral question… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
Upon its debut, The Room was a spectacular bomb, pulling in all of $1,800 during its initial two-week Los Angeles run. It… — Greg Sestero Copy Share Image
Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return. Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save you thousands… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
In general, anyone who paid the long distance telephone tax will get the refund on their 2006 federal income tax return. This… — Virgil Goode Copy Share Image
The retail industry has its own headache: it loses $16 billion a year to customers who buy clothes, wear them with the… — Dan Ariely Copy Share Image
The IRS said today anyone with a refund coming from their 2001 taxes will lose it if they don't pick it up… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
While tax refunds amount to substantial income for many Americans, current IRS rules do not allow taxpayers to directly deposit their refund… — Jim Cooper Copy Share Image
“Perhaps one of the more creative promotions of all time was in 1969, when a marketer with the Procter & Gamble Company… — Mary Potter Kenyon Copy Share Image
The most pernicious of his [Obama] proposals will be the massive Make Work Pay refundable tax credit. Dressed up as a tax… — Dick Morris Copy Share Image
I do not want you ever to initiate any action for any refunds of taxes without first consulting me and presenting the… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
![“I was a carpenter in Northern Vermont and got this tax refund check that just about covered a one-way airfare to London. So this I saw as a sign from God. So I went over to see Ray [Hussett] for a couple of weeks and ended up staying 10 years. I got work as a stage carpenter at the Oval House in…” quote by John Ratzenberger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/53c/john-ratzenberger-11869_carpenter_i-was-a-carpenter-in-northern-vermont-an_385033.jpg)
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