Marriage Quote by William Ritter

“It all seemed so incredibly unlikely. Girl buys house. Girl meets boy. Boy haunts house. Girl doesn’t know what the f*** to do.”

— Chessela Helm

“There are houses in Gloucester where grooves have been worn into the floorboards by women pacing past an upstairs window, looking out to sea.”

— Sebastian Junger

“Some women marry houses.”

— Anne Sexton

“[Amy] pulled a face. 'Honestly, when you grow up you'll learn you may as well try herding cats as keeping men in one place,'…

— James Goss

“Bedrooms are like crime scenes. So many clues to be uncovered.”

— Krystal Sutherland

“Girls go missing every day. They slip out bedroom windows and into strange cars.”

— Nova Ren Suma

“Women find a man’s willingness to do housework extremely erotic.”

— John M. Gottman

“background. Nancy had an antique brass bed. I had the feeling these girls weren’t two of a kind. Meanwhile, I was going through things.…

— Max Allan Collins

“I had to stop sneaking around girls' houses like some kind of dumb-ass cat burglar. Clearly it got me nowhere good.”

— Kieran Scott

“There are probably some girls who don't want guys to show up at their house randomly on a Tuesday night with questions about Edwin…

— John Green

“She and her friends would talk about their husbands like they were children, or pets - some strange species responsible for bad smells and…

— Jennifer Weiner

“Have you learned nothing from Kitty of how a married sister ought to behave? You must invite young ladies of your own choosing, and…

— Cecilia Grant